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[chaosimpact]

So, I've noticed that you people have some misconceptions regarding demons and the afterlife. As such, consider this an AMA or whatever, with your host, the ultra sexy professor, Galaxy Magical Girl Etna!

[She grins and gives a peace sign.]

Oh, also, I'm opening a security firm. I'll be paying businesses a visit to set up security details soon, look forward to it~!

Comments

[howamanlives]

Your security firm is a protection racket isn't it?

[chaosimpact]

[Insert fake indignation here.]

Whaaaaaat? No, of course not! What would ever give you that idea?

[howamanlives]

I've worked two law enforcement jobs and I have the skills to sniff this sort of thing out.

Also, the "going around to businesses" part. Real security firms have clients come to them.

[chaosimpact]

And what if I'm just trying to be nice, huh? Besides, it's a small startup firm! I'd never get any business if I didn't get out there and drum up business!

Jeeze, the nerve of some people...

[howamanlives]

Uh... huh.

And if I went along, just to observe, I wouldn't see any funny business?

[chaosimpact]

Well, that sort of depends on what you call 'funny business'. And besides I wouldn't want to take up your time with something as insignificant as that.

[howamanlives]

No, no. It's no trouble. I'm a deputy guardian. This is my job. I'm happy to do it.

[chaosimpact]

Fine then, be like that. But if I lose any business because of you, I'm suing.

[howamanlives]

Okay, but "doesn't do business with me cuz I didn't threaten them" doesn't count as lost business.

[chaosimpact]

Just don't get too nosy, lawman. Just because you're some deputy doesn't mean I won't slap you into tomorrow for being fresh.

[Not that she has any reason to think he will. Just trying to rile him up.]

[howamanlives]

... Trust me, I'm not that kinda guy. You don't have to worry about that. Trust me, any guy who does that sort of thing deserves a punch in the face.

[Instead of riled up, he's... reassuring?]

[chaosimpact]

[Huh. Didn't work. Time to switch gears then.]

What, you're saying I'm so ugly you wouldn't even consider it!? How rude can you be!? I'll be sure to let everyone know how much of a jerk you are!

[howamanlives]

... Uh.

Well first of all, you look like you're the same age as my sister, and two, I'm not really allowed to do that as part of my job. It'd get me fired. But more importantly, it's ungentlemanly.

[chaosimpact]

[Etna just leans her head back and turns to the side, calling to someone off screen.]

Hey Flonne, this jerk just called me ugly!

[lordgivemestrength]

[Flonne pops in here anyway.]

Hi Etna, you called?

[GASP.]

That's plain rude!

[lordgivemestrength]

No way! Etna, let me be a magical girl too!

[Priorities.]

[chaosimpact]

[Etna just grins and taps her chin in mock thought.]

I dunno, Flonne. Are you sure you have what it takes~?

[lordgivemestrength]

[Flonne nods with confidence, raising one tight fist up in the screen.]

You bet. I'll help anyway I can, with my power of love!

[chaosimpact]

Do you even have a cute magical animal sidekick?

[lordgivemestrength]

You mean like one with a bald spot shape on their forehead?

[chaosimpact]

Any kind of magical animal mascot. Y'know like mine, the Grand Wizard Prince of the Puppy Kingdom, Precious Pernicious Prince Laaaaaaaaaaaaaharl~!

[lordgivemestrength]

Laharl a p-puppy? [G-giggles~! Hehehehehehe~! The imagination she has. OMG ADORABLE.] With a cape!

[chaosimpact]

Oooh, I like the way you think, Flonne! I'll have to get a nice pink cape for our adorable li'l puppy.