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So, first of all, congratulations are in order for the newly elected guardians. Secondly, I find myself down two deputies. Satou obviously will be moving to Genessia to carry out her duties as it's new guardian, and Sakuya Izayoi will be moving to Everglade to serve as Remilia Scarlet's deputy, both with my blessing.

So. I suppose if you're interested, let me know?

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Heyyyy, it's me again. I'm at Genessia right now for a interview at being a deputy here, but sounds like I got a lotta competetion. Rain check on that offer?

Not like I'm making you a second choice or anythin', but being part of Guardian team just feels right for me. Doesn't matter to me what city.

Thanks for your supportive and guidance, Boss!

Or, er... Guardian Dante, huh? I'll have to get used to that.

You get drunk and start partying again, I'm not going near that mess.

What are a deputies' duties?

I'm interested. I interviewed in Genessia, too, but I know Satou's got other interviews and I assume you'll be interviewing people, too.

Zomehow I doubt zhat you vould appreciate me being interested in being a deputy.

"Don't think I won't be back for weapons training. I'm finally getting the hang of Lucy. Also, keep your damn office clean!"

Easy victory.

Don't need the deputy position, just call me if it's reasonable.

Well, I've already seen what you can do, so that part of the interview can be skipped.

Yeah, let me know if or when you want to drop by.

Oh drop the guardian part. I hate titles.

[Says the guy that ran for office...]

I didn't teach you hardly anything, kiddo. You'll be fine.

That was the first time I've ever gotten drunk. Let me have my fun for once.

Basically patrolling, and doing whatever I tell you to do. It's honestly pretty freaking boring, which is why I've got a side gig going.

Sounds like pretty much what I do without being paid a damn.

[Just with Rin giving the orders, not Dante.]

Mind if I show up for an interview?

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"Interview" is a strong term. Getting them drunk and maybe fighting is closer to what I do. We'd skip that first part for you, considering your age. ...And mom.

Let me know how the interview with Satou goes.

Yeah no, I'll pass on having a bloodsucker work for me.

Lucy? ...Really? [He rolls his eyes and shakes his head.] And don't act like I'm some irresponsible kid. I've been living on my own since I was a teen. I'll be fine, mom.

[Look, he's trying. He appreciates everything you've done Sakuya.]

Yeah, it's an easy victory when nobody else runs. To be honest, I was hoping someone would step up so I could step down.

We need to go drinking again sometime.

Pity~. I'm razher good at zhings like this~. I even have quite zhe impressive resume.

I think you're seriously overestimating how angry my mom would be about something like that, but pissing her off is definitely scarier than pissing off Dad.

[Not that offending either parent was a good life choice.]

Will do!

Bullshit.

[She clearly isn't buying that.]

I'm half-demon. My body regenerates at a stupidly fast rate, and as a consequence, my liver metabolizes booze faster than my blood can absorb it. Oni sake is the only exception and they don't have it in my world.

Ask anybody here. This is the first time I've been drunk.

Sure. Also, I'm looking for help with my side business so if if nothing else I could probably hook you up there.

I've gone toe-to-toe with armies of genocidal demons. A mom that takes no shit is far scarier, and your mom is a heck of a specimen.

[Take that comment how you will, Bulla.]

Still gonna skip the drinking part.

Yeah, Integra's outlined quite a bit of it for me. I think I'll take my chances with her.

Attleton seems like a suburban town more compared to Genessia and such to most people.

Sure.

That's fair. If I was determined to drink, I've got several brewery clients right now with my marketing business and they keep giving me free samples. I'm more interested in cooking with alcohol than I am in drinking it, honestly.

[She may or may not have been experimenting lately.]

Well, if you ever need a guinea pig to taste test, hit me up. I'm always down to eat virtually anything.

And that's why I have more deputies than any other guardian. Because left to my own devices, I would shoot myself out of boredom.

God this town is boring.

"Do you have a better nickname?" Knowing Sakuya the nickname was likely intended to be obnoxious. If not to Dante than to Lucifer itself.

She rolled her eyes at Dante's sass. "I'm aware you will be fine. But that has nothing to do with the cleanliness of your office space."

I was going to try some rum cake soon. I'll let you know!

Somehow, I doubt she haz zhe entire picture of just vat I've done over zhe last ten years.

[Just pointing that out.]

Und she's biased anyvay.

But I bet you still try to party hard.

Ask anyone here and they'll tell you I've behaved for the most part. This is literally the first time since I showed up here that I had both the time and money to pull something like that.

Yeah, but y'know, I'd take human bias over a bloodsucker's any day. Call me prejudiced.

Good choice. Though a small hint, strawberries make everything better.

[Totally not biased.]

I don't generally use nicknames.

[Lies and slander.]

My office is quite fine the way it is, thank you very much. I don't need lace doilies everywhere.

She knows you're full of shit Dante.

"I have never decorated your office with lace dolls. Merely I clean up the pizza boxes being used as a foot stool. After all, a roach infestation is a beast you can't kill with a sword."

Maybe I can try to make a strawberry daiquiri, in cake form!

Zhen I'll definitely be calling you prejudice.

I'll wear that as a badge of honor.

That sounds delicious.

I wouldn't be surprised if you did though.

Can't kill 'em with a sword my ass. Also, they make great target practice.

"Mayhaps individually. But to remove the infestation as a whole requires more than a blade."

She had a point.

"I will come by now and again to ensure you keep your office space clean."

I seriously need to try this now. I'll make sure I save a slice for you, because with all the saiyans around, that cake is guaranteed to disappear fast.

I do have a decent income as it is, but I'm always interested in hearing about opportunities.

It's an odd jobs sort of thing. Doing whatever for whoever so long as they have the cash.

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