[Action]

[chaosimpact]

[Despite the chilly weather, there were indeed people out and about doing their business, including a small four foot girl dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl delinquent with a baseball bat resting on her shoulder. She carries herself with authority, head cocked to the side slightly as she inspects various businesses. Only businesses. As she saunters inside, the bat is used more like a cane, as she leans on it to inspect various products before approaching whoever seems to be in charge at the current time.]

Nice place ya got here. I've been hearing some nasty rumors going around though, seems some thug's been goin' around vandalizing stuff. See, I'm hot on their trail and offerin' my services ta keep the punks from wreckin' shop.

Ya interested?

[And yes, she is indeed speaking with an extremely exaggerated Brooklyn accent.]

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[chocobosnap]

[And he happens to be minding the photography studio at the moment and while she came in, and he figures there's not much of interest to her, until she speaks.

Prompto leans on the counter lazily.]

Thanks, but no thanks. [He smiles a little bit.]

I'm pretty sure I could handle a vandal if I needed to.

[chaosimpact]

[Etna just grins, leaning on the bat a bit more.]

I dunno. People say this vandal is a real literal demon. A demon that got bored and decided to wreck people's stuff.

[chocobosnap]

That demon should know I'm armed.

[His tone is slightly flat, but it's true. He has a gun and knows how to use it and demons? Please.]

[chaosimpact]

Yeah, see, normal weapons don't really do much to this one. She's super strong. The only reason why she hasn't leveled everything is because everything rebuilds so fast and she lost interest.

That said, she does have something of a sweet tooth, and that's how I keep her at bay, but buying her favorite candy gets expensive. That's why I've got to charge for my services.

[chocobosnap]

Who said it was a normal weapon? [He smiles slightly and shrugs.]

Can't even tell you how many demons I've destroyed, so I certainly hope they're not thinking of hitting up this place.

[chaosimpact]

Oh really? And just how many of those demons were of the world-ending variety?

[chocobosnap]

Several. If this demon is smart, they'll go threaten someone else.

[chaosimpact]

[Etna arches an eyebrow, allowing her long slender tail peak out from under the skirt. This was less of a business pitch now, and more of a challenge. She liked challenges.]

Or maybe, if you're smart, you'll help me help you, because no demon that makes its way to the world of the living compares to those that stay in the depths of the Netherworld, ruling by stepping on the skulls of those who can blow out stars with a single breath.