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Video 1: Arrival

[A harsh, loud, excitable voice grates its way across the comms. Feast your eyes, Genessians, on the coolest, handsomest skeleton you will ever see.]

HELLO, GENESSIA! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! IT SEEMS EVERYONE HAS BEEN...KIDNAPPED!??? THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!! AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT A KID AND I AM NOT NAPPING!

EVEN THOUGH IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN NAPPING A VERY LONG TIME...

NO! A FAMOUS-ROYAL-GUARDSMAN-IN-TRAINING WOULD NEVER NAP! I'M NO LAZYBONES, BUT A HARDWORKYBONES! AND TO PROVE IT, I, PUZZLER EXTRAORDINAIRE, WILL SOLVE THIS INGENIOUS AND PRETTY PUZZLE SET BEFORE ME!

[He refers to the Weiss hologram, which he gallantly strides towards, bending at its base. One hand's on the phone, facing his face so you don't miss a second of his charisma, while the other fiddles with the intricate machinery.]

I SEE! ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT "TAMPERING" AND "PREVENTATIVE PROTOCOL" WAS BUT A MISLEADING RUSE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL NOT BE SO EASILY JAPED! JUST A LITTLE MORE...AND...

[You hear the gentle "pshhh" of knockout gas.]

OHO! A CLEVER TRAP!! SO THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT BY "NAPPING". NYEH HEH...HEH...HEH...

[You hear the gentle "sploosh" of Papyrus falling into The Bay's water. Don't worry, he's still answer your calls and congratulations. He's a light sleeper.]

Video 2: Adjustment

[If you give Papyrus anything to do with social media, he'll naturally abuse it to the fullest. The camera's angled down to a skeleton in a lousy bed with the covers pulled up to his chin.]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE MONEY, COOL NECKLACE, PAMPHLETS, PHONE, AND KEY. I CLEVERLY DEDUCED THAT IT LED TO THIS VERY SPOT! THE GENESSIA COMMONSPACE! NYEHHEHEH.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROOM SERVICE OF THIS HOTEL IS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. THE LANDLADY TOLD ME THAT THEY DON'T OFFER BEDTIME STORIES. NONE! AT ALL!!!

UN. BELIEVABLE.

HOW'S A SKELETON SUPPOSED TO GET ANY SHUT-EYE THIS WAY!?!?

[That's Papyrus for "please tell me a bedtime story." If he keeps talking at his usual volume, with such thin walls, no one else is going to get much sleep either.]

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[Cue another angry emoticon.]

No! Humans are not supposed to be captured! Especially to my user!

THEY AREN'T!? WHY NOT?

Because they are not Pokemon! Why do you think humans can be captured as well?!

[Besides, Rotom knew Poke Balls doesn't work on humans.]

THAT IS NOT VERY FAIR. HOW COME POKEMON LIKE MYSELF WITH SUCH POWERFUL AND MAGNIFICENT ABILITIES CAN BE CAPTURED, BUT HUMANS CAN'T?? ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS A STEEL CAGE AND SOME BARS. WHAT COULD BE EASIER?

BECAUSE IT IS WRONG TO TRAP HUMANS!

[Okay, now this skeleton is getting more off-topic.]

BUT WHAT IF THE TRAP WAS DELICIOUS, ROTOM? WHAT IF THEY NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE??

SOME WOULD SAY THAT TRUE FREEDOM...IS BEING TRAPPED BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS. NYEH HEH HEH HEH!

[Something tells him that this skeleton isn't listening at all.]

Can we change the Roto-subject, please?

[Yeah, this might be the best solution for now.]

OK!

KNOW ANY GOOD BEDTIME STORIES?

Bedtime stories?

YES!!

NIGHTTIME TALES.
NOCTURNAL READINGS.
SLUMBER-FRIENDLY NARRATIVES.

I'm sorry, but my data doesn't have any of those. I think you should ask someone else.

SIGH...I GUESS THE GREAT PAPYRUS MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITHOUT FOR TONIGHT.

THANK YOU ANYWAY, ROTOM, FOR INFORMING ME OF MY STATUS AS A POKEMON. GOOD NIGHT.

[He's a little bummed out ngl.]

It's okay. Have a Roto-good night.

[And like the skeleton, he left the video chat to go on to other businesses.]

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