[Giggles.] Have you heard of Alternative Eats or Haunted Eatings? Same thing. It's a restaurant next to the Haunted House. We have a lot of non-human foods, flavored bloods for vampires, all kinds of meats, and even emotions for flavorings, but also enough that's safe for humans too. If you want, I'll even mark you down for testing, but head's up, it can get weird if you don't specify in advance. My taste-tester is the Doctor, and like I said, he's not human, so even though he's got a heightened sense of taste, he also thinks mouthwash is a fun drink and has been known to lick wood, blood, batteries, and munch on dirt.

He's still trying to convince me to wallpaper the restaurant so it's lickable. [Shakes her head.] Don't ask.