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[Video] Issues with Eggs (backdated to event)

Vell, I don't haf to ask vat time of year it is...

[Rip's device is gently bobbing up and down as it floats near her. Rip's currently sitting on her living room floor with a small.. grey bunny on her lap that seems to be shedding literal cotton balls that are sticking to the sleeves of her button up shirt and her slacks. There's even a few broken eggshells not far from her....

Beyond that, Rip's... hair is a neon purple instead of its usual raven black and she looks a little annoyed by the change. She's trying to pick the cotton balls off of her but the more she tries, the more there seems to be.]

I vonder if Namur likes hasenpfeffer.

[Yes, she might be glaring at the rabbit in her lap when she says that despite how cute and innocent it looks.]

Und Pumpkin, put zhe device avay. I've told you more times zhan I can count not to play vith it.

[There seems to be a very sheepish sound of 'pumpkaboo' from behind the video before a vine snakes around and shuts it off.]

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Likes what?

Huh?

[Give her a few minutes, she's STILL trying to get rid of the cotton balls and failing.]

Ah.. Hasenpfeffer iz Rabbit Stew. It's a dish from my home country.

He'd probably prefer it raw.

[Meanwhile Smoker's parrot:] Smoker knows it's a joke, he just thinks he's funnier this way!

Shut up! [Growled! And to Rip:] Sorry. It doesn't shut up. Ever.

You might be able to get Portgas to remove the sticky parts. I'm not sure how good his self control is, but he's more delicate than you'd think.

Smoker would know since--

[LITERALLY SHUTS THE BEAK BETWEEN FINGERS.]

Probably, but, I'm not sure how he feels about eating fur or cotton balls.

[She manages to get some of the sticky things off and then pauses as she watches him with the parrot and smirks a little.]

Oh~? Should I be telling one of my little brozher's to treat my ozher little brozher nicely? I'd hate to kick someone's ass.

[As for the suggestion on the flames though.. Rip shakes her head.]

I don't care how much control he haz, I'd razher not haf flames near me. I'm not fond of fire.

[There is a lot going on in this video.] Like the hair, it's a good look for you. And what's hasen... Whatever it was you said?

[She blows a strand of the purple hair out of her face in annoyance.]

Translated, it means Rabbit Stew. It's a dish from my homeland. Zhough, I hafn't had in in ages.

[Pause]

...I vould razher haf my regular hair color.

Yeah, I don't think anyone wants a mouth of just hair.

[Quiet nod.] Can't help you with unsticking then. Bit counterintuitive, but maybe salt water??? [Although that's the thing Smoker fears.]

[Notice: he didn't say anything about her question about Ace.]

[She's noticed. Rip smirks faintly as she manages to get another one of the sticky balls of fluff off.]

Maybe. But, you also didn't answer my question.

[A few moments later and she's switching this to private.]

Now, Any more suggestions~? Und also, How's zhings vith Ace going?

[Startled from blushing, he lets go of the parrot, who instantly gets space!]

He gave him a smokejob already and promised to leave the window open!!

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!

[...]

A smokejob.

[Excuse her while she snickers.]

Vhy Smoker I didn't know you vere zhat kinky.

[Yes she did.]

[DOUBLE FACEPALM. MENTALLY CRYING.]

[SO RED.]

[His parrot.] Smoker pretty much never has normal sex.

[Where's the lie??????]

[Smoker coughs trying to move on beyond this --]

Ash. Cigar or charcoal or fireplace ash can remove static electricity if that's why it's sticking.

[THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET HIM OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION IS IT?]

People eat rabbits? I mean, they're pretty cute. And there's not a lotta meat on 'em. You'd have to get a few rabbits to make it work.

[Ace nods in response.] Yeah, but it's still cool looking.

[Not by a long shot.]

Fire's still an issue. I don't like anyzhing bigger zhan a match.

[She grins slightly.]

Normal sex is over rated anyvay.

You can pretty much eat any animal vith enough determination. Zhough, you might be right.. I'd need a bigger rabbit. I vonder if I can find giant rabbits zomevhere...

[Soft sigh]

Zhanks.. I guess ve haf eggs zhat are pranking us zhis year again.

Normal sex is for civilians.

You don't need to have fire to have ash. I can collect a cigar tray or just have Portgas light some dead flowers on fire and bring you the ash to see if it deadens the electric bonds.

Smoker secretly thinks normal people are boring! That's why he's attracted to fire.

Come here you stupid bird... You can be her ashes.

With my appetite, a rabbit wouldn't be worth the trouble. I mean, I can really pack it in. [He thinks a rabbit the size of a large dog could roast up nicely though.] At least you're not singing. Could be worse!

I completely agree.

Hm.. In zhat case, it might vork. Zhough, I'm not sure if it's static or just.. sticky.

[The next little 'secret' has her more than a little amused.]

Attracted to fire huh? Vell, I suppose zhat makes sense since you haf smoke powers. Zhough, I haf to vonder just how attracted you are to fire und vhether you are serious about our little firefly.

Huh? How iz singing vorse?

[Now she's confused...]

There was this one guy, who just kept singing. All his words were a song, and it was pretty rough sounding.

[...]

Vell, if I'm singing, I know it sounds good enough to make a career out of if I felt like it.

Yeah, I bet. You have a really great voice. But it doesn't seem to work that way. I think it makes your singing bad too.

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Huh.. zo it's anozher effect from zhe eggs.

[At least, that's how she's interpreting things. ]

Hopefully I don't find zhat kind of egg. I like hafing a singing voice und never vish to loose it again.

It might make it less sticky too. Since it'll coat the side it touches.

Painfully serious.

[Lights more cigars.] I wasn't jealous over Faye, even though Namur said she wanted that kind of thing. Figured out why.

Portgas trusts him more!

Shut it.

I still have a lot of memories to shake off though. I'm not as able to live in the moment as the rest of you. I'm taking your advice into account. And Namur's. Or I'd have shut him out more, and not gone so far already.

He asked me to take him to the flower blooming festival for the first day and I promised.

Yeah, looks like it. It's kind of a mess what those eggs can do. And Marco wanted to hoard them.

[Just when Rip finishes with her unusual address to the public, a white gloved hand reaches over for her cellphone.]

Enough of that for now, dear. [Augustine says with a chuckle once he catches a glimpse of that hilariously bright purple hair.] Sporting a new look, I see.

[So says the one dressed head-to-toe in pink.]

Edited 2019-04-24 20:49 (UTC)

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