[Video] Issues with Eggs (backdated to event)

[singinghuntress]

Vell, I don't haf to ask vat time of year it is...

[Rip's device is gently bobbing up and down as it floats near her. Rip's currently sitting on her living room floor with a small.. grey bunny on her lap that seems to be shedding literal cotton balls that are sticking to the sleeves of her button up shirt and her slacks. There's even a few broken eggshells not far from her....

Beyond that, Rip's... hair is a neon purple instead of its usual raven black and she looks a little annoyed by the change. She's trying to pick the cotton balls off of her but the more she tries, the more there seems to be.]

I vonder if Namur likes hasenpfeffer.

[Yes, she might be glaring at the rabbit in her lap when she says that despite how cute and innocent it looks.]

Und Pumpkin, put zhe device avay. I've told you more times zhan I can count not to play vith it.

[There seems to be a very sheepish sound of 'pumpkaboo' from behind the video before a vine snakes around and shuts it off.]

Comments

[video]

[justicereigns]

Likes what?

Re: [video]

[singinghuntress]

Huh?

[Give her a few minutes, she's STILL trying to get rid of the cotton balls and failing.]

Ah.. Hasenpfeffer iz Rabbit Stew. It's a dish from my home country.

Re: [video]

[justicereigns]

He'd probably prefer it raw.

[Meanwhile Smoker's parrot:] Smoker knows it's a joke, he just thinks he's funnier this way!

Shut up! [Growled! And to Rip:] Sorry. It doesn't shut up. Ever.

You might be able to get Portgas to remove the sticky parts. I'm not sure how good his self control is, but he's more delicate than you'd think.

Smoker would know since--

[LITERALLY SHUTS THE BEAK BETWEEN FINGERS.]

Re: [video]

[singinghuntress]

Probably, but, I'm not sure how he feels about eating fur or cotton balls.

[She manages to get some of the sticky things off and then pauses as she watches him with the parrot and smirks a little.]

Oh~? Should I be telling one of my little brozher's to treat my ozher little brozher nicely? I'd hate to kick someone's ass.

[As for the suggestion on the flames though.. Rip shakes her head.]

I don't care how much control he haz, I'd razher not haf flames near me. I'm not fond of fire.

Re: [video]

[justicereigns]

Yeah, I don't think anyone wants a mouth of just hair.

[Quiet nod.] Can't help you with unsticking then. Bit counterintuitive, but maybe salt water??? [Although that's the thing Smoker fears.]

[Notice: he didn't say anything about her question about Ace.]

Re: [video] --> Private

[singinghuntress]

[She's noticed. Rip smirks faintly as she manages to get another one of the sticky balls of fluff off.]

Maybe. But, you also didn't answer my question.

[A few moments later and she's switching this to private.]

Now, Any more suggestions~? Und also, How's zhings vith Ace going?

video / private

[justicereigns]

[Startled from blushing, he lets go of the parrot, who instantly gets space!]

He gave him a smokejob already and promised to leave the window open!!

NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!

Re: video / private

[singinghuntress]

[...]

A smokejob.

[Excuse her while she snickers.]

Vhy Smoker I didn't know you vere zhat kinky.

[Yes she did.]

Re: video / private

[justicereigns]

[DOUBLE FACEPALM. MENTALLY CRYING.]

[SO RED.]

[His parrot.] Smoker pretty much never has normal sex.

[Where's the lie??????]

[Smoker coughs trying to move on beyond this --]

Ash. Cigar or charcoal or fireplace ash can remove static electricity if that's why it's sticking.

[THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET HIM OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION IS IT?]

[Video]

[burnt_offering]

[There is a lot going on in this video.] Like the hair, it's a good look for you. And what's hasen... Whatever it was you said?

Re: [Video]

[singinghuntress]

[She blows a strand of the purple hair out of her face in annoyance.]

Translated, it means Rabbit Stew. It's a dish from my homeland. Zhough, I hafn't had in in ages.

[Pause]

...I vould razher haf my regular hair color.

[Video]

[burnt_offering]

People eat rabbits? I mean, they're pretty cute. And there's not a lotta meat on 'em. You'd have to get a few rabbits to make it work.

[Ace nods in response.] Yeah, but it's still cool looking.

Re: [Video]

[singinghuntress]

You can pretty much eat any animal vith enough determination. Zhough, you might be right.. I'd need a bigger rabbit. I vonder if I can find giant rabbits zomevhere...

[Soft sigh]

Zhanks.. I guess ve haf eggs zhat are pranking us zhis year again.

[Video]

[burnt_offering]

With my appetite, a rabbit wouldn't be worth the trouble. I mean, I can really pack it in. [He thinks a rabbit the size of a large dog could roast up nicely though.] At least you're not singing. Could be worse!

Re: [Video]

[singinghuntress]

Huh? How iz singing vorse?

[Now she's confused...]

[Video]

[burnt_offering]

There was this one guy, who just kept singing. All his words were a song, and it was pretty rough sounding.

Re: [Video]

[singinghuntress]

[...]

Vell, if I'm singing, I know it sounds good enough to make a career out of if I felt like it.

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[immortalrose]

[Just when Rip finishes with her unusual address to the public, a white gloved hand reaches over for her cellphone.]

Enough of that for now, dear. [Augustine says with a chuckle once he catches a glimpse of that hilariously bright purple hair.] Sporting a new look, I see.

[So says the one dressed head-to-toe in pink.]

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[singinghuntress]

[She blinks as he takes her phone away from her and then tilts her head up from where she's sitting on the floor to look up at him with a slight smile as her eyes flicker over the head-to-toe pink.]

Zo are you from zhe looks of it.

[She tilts her head to the side slightly which looks a little strange with how she's sitting before she shifts to face him and gets on her knees with a faint smirk.]

Hm..Zhe pink looks okay on you but, I zhink it might look better off of you.

[immortalrose]

You think so, love? [He asks while pocketing her phone.] Why thank you! I think I finally gotten into the Easter spirit.

[So says the man who hasn't read a religious book since leaving the convent and better be certain he has no plans too. Augustine has freed himself from any and all obligations relating to religion. To be frank, it feels good.]

Oh? [A smile curls onto his lips as he shrugs off that handsomely cute pink waistcoat. He's wearing nothing but an ironed white dress shirt underneath and that matching pink tie.] Somehow I just knew you would say that but I have a bit of a surprise for you.

[Judging by the mischief lurking within his red gaze, Augustine is scheming.]

Tell me, are you terribly fond of lace?

[singinghuntress]

[She laughs when he mentions getting into the Easter Spirit. neither one of them are religious in any means of the word but, that was fine. There were other things about this time of year to celebrate.]

Did you~?

[She's grinning as she's looking up at him while he shrugs out of that pink waistcoat. Now she's curious as to what kind of surprise he had in store for her...Though she might be able to guess by that tell tale mischief in his eyes~.]

I like it vell enough~. Vhy? Vat are you planning Auggie?

[immortalrose]

I'm not telling.

[He tosses the vest at Rip in this mock striptease before moving to start unbuttoning his shirt. Unfortunately, she's not going to see the rest of this performance since he plans on changing "costumes" in the next room.]

But I will state that it's something you might like since it includes ample enough lace.

[This mischievous imp of a man definitely has something planned here but what could it be? Whatever it is, it requires a bit of "makeup time".]

Think you can be a good girl and wait out here, sweetie? I'll be back shortly.

[singinghuntress]

[She's laughing again as she catches the vest easily enough. Even with that distracting her, she's still watching him as he starts to unbutton his shirt. Can he see her pouting when he didn't seem to be removing anything else.]

Zhen you'll just haf to show it to me und see.

[Whatever he's planning, Rip's eager to see what it is as she shifts to stand and makes herself comfortable on the couch, still holding his coat with curious glint in her eyes]

Me good~? I don't even zhink I know zhe meaning of zhe vord. But, I zhink I can manage staying in one place for a few minutes.

[immortalrose]

I figured you would say that.

[He chuckles since he knows that Rip isn't a "good girl". That's why he bloody likes her.]

Just stay put and I'll return in something less constricting.

[After a playful wink, he slides into one of the nearby bedrooms and closes the door. Not locks the door but merely closes as if to invite her to peek. Augustine thinks he's so clever, doesn't he? He's trying to goad her into following him since honestly, the sexy number he's about to put on doesn't have much covering.]

[singinghuntress]

[She grinned when he mentioned something 'less constricting' and had to resist the urge to comment. She barely managed it as she leaned back on the couch to relax as her eyes followed his every movement towards the bedrooms.

It doesn't escape her notice that she didn't hear the sound of the lock engaging and chuckles to herself. He's trying to get her to follow, isn't he? Well, She just might.. after making him wait a minute or two before silently approaching the door. Rip quietly turns the handle, making sure to to make a single sound as she eases the door open to look into the room.

Now just what kind of surprise does he have in store for her~? ]