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Loki Odinson | God of Mischief ([personal profile] itsnothingpersonal) wrote in [community profile] genessia2019-06-02 12:16 pm

001 » I had nothing to do with this

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Not one to over-react when strange things befall him, Loki makes his way from the pod and up the ramp to the city proper, giving a look around at the architecture before a brief shimmer of energy changes his otherworldly clothes to an all-black business suit, complete with black shirt and tie. He makes his way across the street, seemingly familiar with the vehicular traffic, and takes a seat on a bench. When Weiss' holographic broadcast begins, he listens, watching the transmission and obviously noting the information she provides. He turns his attention to the items he found with him when he awoke and glares at the hologram again when it starts up.

He waves a hand and a brief shimmer of energy encloses the hologram and its pedestal. The animation continues, but no sound can be heard. "That's better."

He reads over the contents, tucking the red bills into the inside pocket of his newly conjured business coat, and raises an eyebrow at the documentation therein.

"Get a job? Don't be ridiculous."


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[Ridiculous as he may see this place at insisting he become gainfully employed, it only takes one visit to his provided lodging to decide something needs to be done, and unlike his brother, his idea of escape isn't simply 'hit it until something opens'.]

As loathe as I am to admit it, the well-established nature of this place suggests to me I should follow recommendations and...seek employment. So.

[A sigh.]

Who's hiring?
cool_skeleton: (happy)

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[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-06-02 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[As if on cue]

TORCHWOOD IS!! ALL THE TIME!!!
cool_skeleton: (happy)

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[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-06-02 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S A BUSINESS! THAT HIRES PEOPLE! LIKE YOU!!! AND ME!!!!
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cool_skeleton: (happy)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-06-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
ALL SORTS OF STUFF!! AND I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!

[This is his inside voice. And outside. It has universal application.]

TORCHWOOD IS A MULTISERVICE RESOURCE DEVELOPMENT CENTER THAT PROVIDES EVERGLADE WITH ADVANCEMENTS IN CULTURE SUCH AS ENTERTAINMENT, TECHNOLOGY, AND CULINARY ARTS.

[They may have sounded a little rote, a little wooden, as though it were read from a pamphlet. It was! You could even here the laminated paper flipping.]

AND HOW!!! I'M HEAD CHEF, SO YOU KNOW WE'RE THE BEST THERE IS!! WE ALSO RUN A HAUNTED HOUSE TO SCARE PEOPLE SILLY FOR SOME REASON???

BEST OF ALL, BESIDES MYSELF, IS THE ESCAPE ROOM WE'RE WORKING ON!! IT WILL BE FULL OF PUZZLES YOU CAN SOLVE FOR HOURS!!!
chikapolilla: (Listening...)

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[personal profile] chikapolilla 2019-06-02 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you grew up rich or something?

Well, its not really any of my business. [She can't even try to hide the judging. But fine, she'll be helpful...]

Lots of places have jobs. Most of them are shit, but it depends on what you're good at and looking for. I'm sure there's some local businesses that will only have you paper push and only clean the toilets once or twice a week.
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[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2019-06-02 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a public relations and marketing firm that's hiring for a few roles right now.
scarlet_devil: (Neutral)

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[personal profile] scarlet_devil 2019-06-02 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"I wouldn't fiddle with that if I were you." Most people wouldn't have noticed Remilia silently walking up.

Now then, the one thing she wanted to know is if this Loki could remember her, though it was little more than acquaintance.
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[personal profile] fashionably_strong 2019-06-02 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm opening up a third location in Genessia city for fashion consultants since some people really don't know how to dress. In Attleton, I've got the photo studio and print shop. I need a branch manager there and I'm hiring photographers. Then the head office is in Nova City, and I need someone who's good with video editing and special effects for the film studio, plus a manager.
chikapolilla: (Another migraine)

[personal profile] chikapolilla 2019-06-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
A god, huh? Lots of those. You could be the god of waste disposal. I'm not about to judge.

So unless you're the god of entitled shits, you're going to have to be a little more specific of what your skill set is.
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[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-06-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE; ALL THE BETTER TO SAY IT!!

OKAY!! YOU KNOW HOW PUZZLES ARE OFTEN MET TO TRAP PEOPLE?? LIKE HIGH PRIORITY TARGETS THAT'LL EARN YOU FAME AND RECOGNITION IF YOU GET THEM???

THIS IS LIKE THAT, ONLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TRAPPED, AND YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A LOT OF PUZZLES TO ESCAPE THE ROOM!! HENCE, AN ESCAPE ROOM. IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO PUZZLES IN THE WIDE OPEN!!!
chikapolilla: (Just go away)

[personal profile] chikapolilla 2019-06-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Loki, son of Farabuti, father of Hel, the Fenrir wolf, Slepnir, and Jomungandr, and the bringer of the Ragnarok. [Someone may have read one or two Norse myths in her time.]

...

Have you considered being a family therapist? That or demolition.
cool_skeleton: (sugoi)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-06-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus loves that he sort of indirectly complimented his intellect there. even if he meant no such thing]

OF COURSE!! IF THEY USED FAKE MONEY, IT'D BE FRAUD! WHICH IS ILLEGAL!!

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT OUR REFUND POLICY. YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THAT UP WITH MY BOSS. YOU'RE SURE TO MEET HER IF YOU APPLY!!

NOT THAT IT'LL EVER HAPPEN!! THE PUZZLES WILL BE SO GOOD, LOSING TO THEM WILL STILL FEEL LIKE WINNING!

chikapolilla: (Hurray rain)

[personal profile] chikapolilla 2019-06-03 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Let me guess, its all a misunderstanding.

[She sighs, but has no reason to doubt OR believe him. The stories are old and written by people who have no memories of the events in question. They could very well be wrong, but she also knows enough of the story's Loki to know that she can't trust him. Completely.]

Not that it matters. You're here, and you're not about to start anything unless you want to suffer with the rest of us. But maybe a God can find his way out, who knows. [If it makes her go home sooner she'd be all for it.]

So what would you want? And keep in mind gathering tribute from fawning believes isn't really going to work if nobody really believes in you.
cool_skeleton: (happy)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-06-03 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S TORCHWOOD. THEY THINK OF EVERYTHING!!

OH MY GOD

ARE YOU SAYING...YOU LIKE PUZZLES TOO???
ARE YOU ALSO SAYING...THAT YOU'LL SIGN ON???!

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