( video ) dad jokes.

[blingking]

( The video starts with a shot of Molly sitting in what looks to be a pretty nice bedroom. His bedroom, that a few from the Hero House might recognize. He seems to be adjusting to get the best angle, lips parting to speak after a few seconds when a knock comes from the door somewhere behind him. )

( Hizashi just… swings the door open, hand still on the door knob as he leans in, outfit and hair casual vs the stupid goddamn hero shit he wears when he’s teaching )

HEEEEEEEEY, look alive Molly! I’m headed out to take care of some work stuff, you need anything, dude?

Hold that thought. ( Molly says to the camera first before turning to look over his shoulder at the intruder. A pause, and then he finally shrugs and says - )

Not that I can think of, but thanks anyway, Daddy. ( It’s said without any change in expression, like he hadn’t even thought of the implications or the words coming out of his mouth. He might have done that on purpose, but it’s hard to tell. )

( Hizashi lifts a hand to wave dismissively halfway through what Molly’s saying having assumed as much, but the motion halts awkwardly by the end of it. The visual record scratch can almost be heard through body language, honestly. All at once though, he whips back around, shooting Molly a wide eyed, startled sort of expression. )

D- ...wHAT?! ( Oh. The volume in that one word is phenomenally loud by the time it ends. There’s a little feedback in the video, static and everything for a moment until it just … cuts out completely. )

( ooc: replies can and will come from either of these morons. pray it's not molly. )

Comments

[Video]

[burnt_offering]

[Oh.

Oh.

Wow. Okay. So they have that sort of relationship, and Hizashi is embarrassed about the teasing. That's kinda cute, actually. And that's one way to announce your relationship, no worries about having to explain it to anyone.] My man gets embarrassed about that too. Maybe save it for when all of Genessia can't hear it next time.

[vociferates]

Woah. WOAH DUDE.

No way, yo.
Walk that back for me man.

It's not like that.

[Hizashi is answering from his own device as he shoots a glare off camera somewhere. ...Molly can probably be heard cackling off camera.]

[blingking]

( Molly is definitely laughing his ass off, despite the pain in his head from that shriek from Hizashi. It's only when he fully registers what Ace said that he scrambles over, chin resting on Hizashi's to get a good look at the screen. )

Wait - who's your man?

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[vociferates]

[Hizashi almost immediately claps a hand over his mouth, inwardly cursing himself about quirk control. He does, however stalk into the room.]

Molly, dude, please. That's not... don't, man. That's weird yo.

[pls no.]

[blingking]

( There's a distinct crunching sound, like someone stepping on broken glass. And Molly immediately notices the large split in his phone screen. He notices, too, the ringing in his ears. But neither stops him from laughing his ass off. )

I thought it was endearing.

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[corpsacorps]

[Gale was just minding his own business but then that ungodly loud shout causes him to jump and drops his device on the ground. Now the screen has a great view of the pavement.]

Gods! A shriek like that could reach the seven hells!

[blingking]

Word on the street is he can scream louder than that.

[vociferates]

[Hizashi groans. He's going to spend his afternoon apologizing...]

Sorry, dude. It was a slip. You gonna be okay over there?

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[immortalrose]

...I-I think my head is going to be ringing for the days to come.

[So says the dhampir who's oddly enough asleep during the day for once.]

Did someone die?

[vociferates]

Dude, some days....

Sorry, my bad. If your ears are ringing they should be fine in a few hours.

[ubiquitously]

[Some second-hand embarrassment here, because Uai reacted to hearing someone say "Daddy."

Time to act like that isn't the reason he checked his device.]

Hey. Kids use this network too. Don't be so shameless where they might see it and ask questions.

[vociferates]

THIS IS TOTALLY A RATED PG POST DUDE.
There's nothing kids shouldn't see

[calm down, hizashi.]

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[priceofmagic]

[From across the house, someone isn't happy to hear a Present Mic yell while she's working:]

Hizashi-saaaaaan!

[vociferates]

[oh. how is it HE'S the one in trouble? it's not even his fault!!!]

Oof, scary. [can she even hear him right now?]

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[fashionably_strong]

[She turned down the volume pretty quickly, but not quickly enough to escape some of that.]

Owwww! Also, overshare!

[blingking]

You'll be fine. My ears aren't even ringing anymore.

(Action)

[r_ratedcostume]

[I'm sorry, but they can both hear laughing coming from somewhere else in the house. Very loud laughing. With snorts. Midnight is damn elegant when she's losing her shit. and then a shout.]

LOUD DADDY!

[vociferates]

KAYAMA!!!!!!

[There's no quirk, but he's CROSS.]

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[trollkeru]

[Well to say Takeru was amused was sort of an understatement.]

I am pretty sure you just woke up the dead.

[blingking]

Can't say it's the worst thing to wake up to.

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[sleepingbagsensei]

[Sometime later, hopefully things semi quiets down, Shouta happens to pass by.]

Hey.

[He calls out to his friend. Think fast Hizashi, meet pillow, in face.]

[vociferates]

[What the fuck? The pillow hits him square in the face and the only thing he can really do is squawk indignantly upon impact.]

OI, SHOUTA!! WHAT THE HELL!?

[also "friend"???? uh WOW?]

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[foriamhere]

[And pretty soon there is a Toshinori poking his head around the corner.]

Hey, hey, hey--everything ok? You just shook the whole house, Yamada.

[Was it a spider? It was a spider, wasn't it?]

[blingking]

( Oh hey. Molly looks over, grinning that sharp toothed grin of his. )

I'm half deaf now, but I'd say we're alright otherwise, yes? ( Hizashi your thoughts??? )

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[plagiarisms]

[Guess who just sprayed his drink all over his book thanks to all of that. You'd think he'd be used to it, but no.

Monoma can be found trying to towel off the library book he borrowed. He has so many questions, but he's not sure he actually wants the answers to them.]