[Video] [Re-introduction]

[cadbane]

Looks like you've got yourselves a little election running with some big problems.

Well, nobody's going to be cheating their votes on my watch. Got it?

[Cad Bane's taken the bounty for guarding the voting terminals. He'll be hanging around with blasters ready. Rig the election at your own risk.]

For those who I haven't met before, the name's Cad Bane and I have been here before. Someone saw fit to bring me back.

Let's get one thing straight. You need any bounty hunting done? You want the best job done? You come see me.

You get what you pay for.

[He knows there's other bounty hunters out there but he does arrogantly consider himself to be the best. You wanna argue about it? He'll welcome a challenge.]

Comments

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[demonofbadluck]

Asking because honestly... curious and I like to learn but what if someone put a bounty on someone who didn't do anything wrong. Would you still take it?

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[cadbane]

I'd have to weigh it up on a case by case basis.

[Depending on how much he's paid. The answer would more often than not be 'yes'. Unless he felt it really wasn't worth his time.]

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[demonofbadluck]

Good to know, though I doubt I would do anything like that, honestly.

But the bounty thing. Can you tell me about what it was like back in your home world?

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[cadbane]

What exactly do you want to know?

[Since a lot of that is private information or tricks of the trade he just doesn't want to give out for free.]

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[demonofbadluck]

Mostly what was it like. How did you find out about bounties and such? I don't know why but back home it was always something I wondered anyway.

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[cool_skeleton]

THANK YOU CAD!! IF YOU FIND THE CULPRIT, PLEASE POLITELY INFORM THEM THAT THERE'S NO NEED FOR SKULLDUGGERY, AND THAT IT'S MUCH BETTER TO WIN FAIR AND SQUARE. I'M SORRY FOR INSPIRING THIS LAWLESSNESS, WE REALLY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER!!

[He's just sure he's the favorite the criminal allegedly had his eye on. How could someone as great as him not be?]

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[cadbane]

You're one of the candidates, aren't you.

I'll do more than politely inform them of their mistake if anyone tries to put votes in for the wrong person.

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[cadventuretime]

[And right as rain, there is a... cheery and enthusiastic green-skinned girl. Not that would be strange in his neck of the woods??]

Hiya Baney! What's shaking? Any problems with the whole guardian thing? It sounds like a pretty big deal!

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[cadbane]

[He's seen plenty of aliens and so she is indeed not unusual to him, even if he isn't sure where she's from.]

It's not the Guardians that are the problem. It's the ones voting.

[cadventuretime]

Ohh? Why's that? Is this a pretty big deal sort of thing like who's going to be leading the cities?

[cadbane]

Something like that.

I've been hired to make sure nobody sabotages the election.

[cadventuretime]

Ohh, I get it. You're 'working' and getting paid for doing nothing except stand next to some boxes.

Pretty slick!

[cadbane]

Do you really think that's all there is to it?

[cadventuretime]

Yup! Because I don't see a reason why people would bother.

Folks are pretty civil around here.

[cadbane]

Somebody thought there was a legitimate threat to people's right to choose.

[cadventuretime]

Yup! Pretty sweet gig! I wouldn't mind doing something like that. Not a whole lot of election boxes, though I would suspect that the barons would probably have some big plot to overthrow the government or something like that.

Well, the smarter ones would know better, but there's still a few dumb ones!

[cadbane]

If they want to do that then they're looking in the wrong place. They might want to target the Mayors.

[cadventuretime]

Gotcha! Thanks for the tip! When are the mayoral elections held, then?

[Rotty... no.]