Portgas shuts up when I give him better things to do with his mouth. It's all good practice for sucking cock. There's a lot of better things than food to fill his mouth with. His insatiable appetite goes for more than nutrition, but I do my best to fulfill it. [You might want to plug your ears or stop him at this point... He's got a whole list.]

[Smoker did not have enough sense to be scared, just ask Kuzan.]

I wouldn't trade him for the universe. He always sets my world on fire, and gets rid of all the bullshit in the way of everything that's real and most important. Even before this world, he was the reason I asked Kuzan for G-5. There's no one like him. He's irreplaceable. A headache and pain in the ass, and the only person anywhere I trust so implicitly I'd change so much of my way of doing things for. Anyone else I'd kick out. Force out. Keep at a distance. Portgas has my back and even though that's ass backwards, it just feels right. Disturbingly comfortable.