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[lazyjustice]

[he's just biking along, in Genessia at the moment, though he plans to hit everywhere eventually. Hooked to his bike is an ice cream cooler and a cheery little tune follows him]

It looks like school is out for the Summer. Time for rest and relaxation. [a sigh] The problem with too much free time is not having enough things to fill it. It makes me miss paperwork.

[he stops as he's swamped by a bunch of kids and doles out ice cream accordingly]

Does anyone have plans? Challenges? Something interesting to do? [he's a bit restless these days and he doesn't know why] Should I buy a houseboat? [he misses the sea. Though it's not like he can afford one] Mah... maybe the bike is fine.

Comments

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

Missing paperwork?

[He's going to snort at that even though he ... misses it too.]

[audio]

[lazyjustice]

Revolutionary Sabo... [he nods.] A little. It kept things organized and naps more pleasant.

[audio]

[chief_of_staff]

[Everyone knows who he is at this point, and it doesn't even faze him, really.]

Organized, sure. But I never really correlated naps with paperwork.

[And because he honestly can't help it, he brings up something that pops into his mind:]

Are you the one who wears aprons? [Or is that Rosinante? He's assuming the latter, due to the baking, but --

He isn't sure.]

[audio]

[justicereigns]

What?

[OH GOD. WHAT HORRORS HAS HE BEEN BLOCKING OUT THAT ACE MENTIONED?]

[audio]

[lazyjustice]

[he didn't get where he did without knowing who Sabo was. Anyway, he'd been here before. But he's not surprised Sabo is not surprised, so there's that.]

It feels better when you're putting off something, doesn't it?

[procrastination naps are deeper]

No that's Rosinante. We're still working on the garters. [a joke]

[video]

[justicereigns]

You miss paperwork!?

[Even as a joke?! TOO FAR!!!!] We can't be friends anymore!

[video]

[lazyjustice]

I miss giving it to you... [the sudden influx of didn't give a damn memos must have been disheartening]

[video] 1/2

[justicereigns]

God damn it.

[video] 2/2

[justicereigns]

You can't make me do your work anymore, baka!

[video]

[lazyjustice]

Thanks for getting the groceries by the way.

[video]

[donquixotic]

I don't think I could ever miss paperwork. I think Sengoku kept goats when I was growing up just as a way to discreetly dispose of the unwanted pieces.

[He pulls a cigarette out, and lights it while he stops to think for a moment. Predictably, he ignites.] We could explore some of the hidden places in Genessia. Do some research into why we might be here, what's behind the scenes. Or we could finally find some maids for you to ogle. [Half joking, but a visit to a somewhere with pretty girls might cheer the man up a little.] Do you really want a houseboat? [He wonders if it's possible to find one.] Thinking about moving out?

[video]

[justicereigns]

I KNEW IT!!!!

[About Sengoku's goats. He's been saying this forever.]

[And he's acting like a total child about it.]

Oh. You're on fire again.

[video]

[lazyjustice]

[gives a look to Smoker] Slow.

[then back to Rosinante]

No, just a place to nap on the waves. Exploring sounds doable. [he could get behind that for a while] Do you have a bike?

[video]

[donquixotic]

[Just gonna pretend that Smoker isn't intruding on this conversation.

He might be looking into houseboat options right now. Maybe just renting one for a weekend.] No, and I'm not sure how you got one big enough for you here. My legs are too long for the bulk of them.

[video]

[donquixotic]

You're acting like this something important.

[Smoker, please. No one likes paperwork. Goats take care of that issue.

...Just gonna pat himself out and act like he wasn't on fire.]

[video]

[justicereigns]

[Sulks!] Everyone acted like I was crazy.

Video

[youfool]

What an astonishing thing to say, Zan. And after all the bromides Smoker sang about your "Lazy Justice." I'd have thought you'd be right at home in such slothful seas.

Video

[lazyjustice]

People change. [a laconic shrug] I'd like to hear Smoker sing. He's a cute subordinate. [though mostly he's just saying that to make Smoker rage at him]

Video 1/2

[justicereigns]

I'M NOT CUTE! FUCK YOU!!

[Well, he's definitely predictable.]

Video 2/2

[justicereigns]

[And a beat.]

And I don't sing.

[Yes, he does, but good luck getting him to.]

Re: Video

[youfool]

[Man Smoker you're listening in on the network nearly as much as Ted does, albeit less subtly.]

Oh? I'd no idea you two were so positioned. Well, perhaps you might order him to participate in the contest made for that very thing? Or participate yourself, if you're looking for novelty.

Re: Video

[justicereigns]

No fucking way in frozen over hell.

[Video] A couple hours later

[donquixotic]

I found someone who would rent out a houseboat. It's pay by the day. I have enough held back to get a weekend for us, if you're interested.

[Enough dancing around the issue. He's gonna go for it.]

[Video]

[lazyjustice]

Ah...

I can't let you pay for it. [he wasn't entirely serious, but he's not going to say that now]

Let me...

[Video]

[donquixotic]

If you're not interested, it's alright. [Rosinante looks away for a moment, he's nervous. It's fine to play and jokingly flirt, but actually trying to initiate something? Not so easy.] But I think maybe we could benefit from a little time together. [How does he even do this. What are feelings. What is flirting.

Deep breath, deep breath.] I'll get some drinks and food, and we could just get away for a while. Sleep and eat and enjoy each other.