WOWIE...I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CHANNEL! OR EVEN KNEW THE NETWORK HAD CHANNELS AT ALL!! IS THIS A SPECIAL PROGRAM???

[The TV Guide had nothing scheduled! What a travesty.]

GLAD I CAUGHT THE AIRING!! AND KOISHI IS THERE TOO!! CONGRATULATIONS; YOU'VE MADE IT ON TV! YOU'RE LIVING MY DREAM!!!

WELL! I FOUND YOUR PROGRAM VERY INFORMATIVE. I DIDN'T KNOW HUMANS COULD COOK! NEXT TIME TRY ADDING A LITTLE MORE VIOLENCE, OR EXPLOSIONS. THAT'LL REALLY PUT A BANG IN THOSE EGGS! KA-WOWIE!!

[That was Undyne's style, anyway, and who is he to question the captain of the royal guard?]