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Comin' To Town - [ACTION]
[It doesn't matter where you live. It doesn't matter if you have a chimney, or an active security alert system. With a twinkle and a jingle, his sleigh soars through the air, landing on the most precarious of rooftops or sloped sheds...anywhere. Those reindeer are freaking magical. He appears in your home with a large sack slung over his shoulder, leaving a very special selection of presents.]
[For those who are awake, and if you left out milk and cookies (even if you didn't originally intend it to be for him), he'll even talk to you. Otherwise, the situation is the same.]
[There are three beautifully wrapped gifts, all the same size. The paper is red, green, or white. Each gift contains something of value, so choose without fear of being punished!]
[UNLESS. If you've been very bad (and if you want this option OOCly), there will be a fourth gift as well, and the color of wrapping paper options extends to red, green, white, and gold.]
[OOC: The item contained in each gift has been predetermined randomly for each character, so while a red present might contain a charm for one person, it could be a treasured item from home for another person. Even for people who want a fourth option for their villains, the gold present isn't necessarily the bad one. Of course, if you just want coal straight up, you can elect to get that without having to worry about choosing randomly.
This event runs from the 22nd through the 28th. In order to participate, your character must have been introduced to the community at some point. So Deadpool doesn't get a present. C_C_ Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!]
[For those who are awake, and if you left out milk and cookies (even if you didn't originally intend it to be for him), he'll even talk to you. Otherwise, the situation is the same.]
[There are three beautifully wrapped gifts, all the same size. The paper is red, green, or white. Each gift contains something of value, so choose without fear of being punished!]
[UNLESS. If you've been very bad (and if you want this option OOCly), there will be a fourth gift as well, and the color of wrapping paper options extends to red, green, white, and gold.]
[OOC: The item contained in each gift has been predetermined randomly for each character, so while a red present might contain a charm for one person, it could be a treasured item from home for another person. Even for people who want a fourth option for their villains, the gold present isn't necessarily the bad one. Of course, if you just want coal straight up, you can elect to get that without having to worry about choosing randomly.
This event runs from the 22nd through the 28th. In order to participate, your character must have been introduced to the community at some point. So Deadpool doesn't get a present. C_C_ Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!]
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[He gets a tap on the nose, that makes him blink a few times.]
Present? Oh! Oh you're SANTA Claus. I thought you said something else. [He laughs a little, then claps his hands together.] Yes! Oh yes, goodness yes! I've been a good boy all year - just don't listen to what Finn and Jake say. They're crumb-bums and liars.
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[Santa's chiding is done with a twinkle in his eye and a wag of his finger.]
It's not nice to lie to Santa!
[Because he KNOWS. But he's there to deliver presents, not lectures. So he takes out an array of gifts.]
Which one would you like, Ice King?
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Oh, oh, oh...! Uhh... [He claps his hands together, then ponders with a rubbing of his snowy white beard.] ... That one!
[A white one!]
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[And though it shouldn't be possible, a piano springs out of the box, settling neatly into place. The wood is smooth and glossy, and the keys nearly sparkle they're so new. And it's perfectly tuned!]
Ho ho ho! Why don't you play ol' Santa one of your favorite carols?
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Hey wow~ You're the real Mc'Coy! This is one mighty fine piece of ivory. [Brushing himself off as he stands, he taps a finger on one of the keys several times.]
You want a carol? Hm, well, I don't remember any-- Oh, wait, I might remember one. Yeah, okay!
[He cracks his knuckles and clears his throat. With a few taps on some of the keys to find a good start, and a few 'lalalalala's to get his tone, he starts playing a totally not Christmas carol at all. But give him a break, he's like 1040 years old.]
Santa Baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,
Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.