voice;

[whiteas]

Hi everyone, it's Weiss. I'm just giving everyone a heads up that I put in for some days off at work so I can go to the Dream Docks. I'll be back in time for Halloween, but I need someone to watch Frost while I'm gone.

Zuko, I know you were upset about Charizard, do you want to take him? That way I'll still get to see him and since you're Deputy Guardian now, you probably have more space to take care of him openly if you think that's better.

I'm going in a couple of hours and I'll be gone for a week, so does anyone need anything reasonable from me before I leave?

Comments

[bigbadvigilante]

Don't talk bad about Palmala Handerson. She's a classy lady.

[whiteas]

That's disgusting.

[bigbadvigilante]

You're the one who brought her up!

[whiteas]

I'm not the one who named your hand.

[bigbadvigilante]

Hands. I named both of them.

[whiteas]

[ WHY? No, wait, she doesn't want to know. ]

How long do I have to talk to you before I can officially declare it harassment and file a complaint with the City Guardian?

[bigbadvigilante]

[His other hand is Handy Grippith.]

City Guardian? You're lookin' at him.

[No you're not. He doesn't know how things work around here. He threw out the pamphlet.]

I'm a professional vigilante back where I come from, I figure I can guard this place just fine too.

[whiteas]

No you're not.

[ She knows this for a fact. ]

The City Guardian is an actual paid, elected official in charge of the safety of each archway. Genessia's City Guardian is Tepet Ejava, Fayren's is Azula- Zuko's sister, Nova City is Satsuki, Everglade is Yuna, and you're too late for run the Attleton election, voting already started.

[bigbadvigilante]

What...? So they're just like the cops of this place? Never mind, Casey Jones is way above being a City Guardian. Old fashioned street justice is way cooler.

[whiteas]

It's not. Most people around here have the ability to defend themselves. No one needs your help.

[bigbadvigilante]

Except you're wrong! Most people ain't everybody, that means there are people around that need my help.

[whiteas]

There might be people who need help, but I doubt they need yours.

[bigbadvigilante]

Spoken like a true person who has no idea how sweet my moves are.

[whiteas]

I go to an Academy for hunters and huntresses and the one person you remind me of is very possibly bottom of the class.

[ Not that she knows for sure, but she's absolutely convinced he is. ]

[bigbadvigilante]

Yeah, well I went to the school of hard knocks and I was at the top of my class.

[No he didn't, he went to a regular high school and was about to get kicked off the hockey team because of his poor grades.]

[whiteas]

That's not a real school and I would doubt it even then.

[bigbadvigilante]

Have you ever been to New York, how would you know if it's a real school or not?

[whiteas]

Because it's an idiom, not an actual name.

[bigbadvigilante]

[Well, she's got him there.]

Yeah well...

You're face is an idiom.

[whiteas]

If you're as good at fighting as you are at comebacks, I'm afraid there will be nothing but disappointment for all parties.