So there's a whole bunch of new people here that I haven't really had a chance to meet.

Well, I'm going to take some time to introduce to you guys today.

[Insert a long, awkward pause here as she stares at the ceiling, then glances from side to side as she tries to figure out just what to say.]

So-Uhmm... My name's Ruby and I've been here for about half a year now.

...And well I've got this thing!

[She'll adjust the camera so that it's pointing at a rather large, red Scythe propped up against the wall.]

This is Crescent Rose, it's my Scythe/Sniper rifle and I made it myself back home.

It's pretty amazing, right?

I'm super proud of how it turned out.

Do you guys have any cool weapons?

CAN I SEE THEM!?

I'DREALLYREALLYREALLYLIKE TOSEEANYCOOLWEAPONSYOUGUYSBROUGHTWITHYOUFROMDIFFERENTWORLDS!

...

[She'll take a deep breath.]

Uhm... So yeah. If you have anything cool, I'll be here.