[Some of you may have never heard of The Paperboy. How blessed your lives are......until he makes his return at the end of next week to start delivering newspapers once more. Do you feel a sense of rising dread? This is why. In the meantime, enjoy the bliss of your daily lives, get settled, and explore the city. Here's what the weather will be like if you need the reference.]

( Cloudy with a chance of DOOM )

[OOC: For those who don't know, or for those who merely want a reminder, The Paperboy will deliver a weekly newspaper featuring weather, current events, and/or columns and features written by the city's residents. So if there's a story you'd like mentioned about events that are taking place, or if you want your character to publish something, feel free to let me know in the comments section below. It should be noted that mentions of current events in the paper are usually delivered in a fairly sarcastic tone, and may be twisted (as reporters are wont to do) to be misleading or embellished in an extraordinary way.]

Hey. Seems like we got a lot of new people at once, so allow me to welcome you to the city. My name's Raye. I've been here about...probably a year now? Close to it, anyway. If you have any questions, I'll do my best to answer them, but Harry's fliers next to the Bay cover most of the basics.

Let me know if you need help with anything.

[Private to Harry]

I'm guessing I was the only one of us that wound up in snoozeville. Knowing you, you're probably moping around acting like the loneliest scruffy wanderer in the world. Well, I'm up now, so it's time to start shaving again!

[She grins a little and winks. Just teasing! Probably. ...He does need to shave, though.]