The Paperboy
21 December 2013 @ 10:55 am
[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. There might be a raging sandstorm outside in Genessia proper, but that doesn't seem to do more than tip him over now and again. He just gets right back up and starts flinging papers. What a trooper! Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. But didn't someone kill him last week...? The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]

[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Ruby Rose and Orihime Inoue.]


This Week in the News! )

(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Genessia Citizens
*Horoscopes
*Movie Reviews)
 
 
Yang Xiao Long
21 December 2013 @ 11:03 am
Ummmmmm help?

[There's a lot of sand blowing into the room. Yang didn't think a newspaper could bust down a table nailed over a window. She was wrong. She was very wrong. The table weathered out tornados, blizzards, and everything else, but that newspaper finally did it in?]

Can anyone fix windows in a jiffy? Or tables? I'm running out of furniture here!

[And there's enough sand piling up to build a sandcastle, geez!]
 
 
Skeletor
21 December 2013 @ 04:37 pm
 
[The Bay has seen better days than this one, that much is certain, after its newest unwilling arrival blasted his way out of his pod and promptly flew into a rage and left the rest of the place in shambles before emerging into the storm outside.]

[Now he's up on the communicator and the RAGE is just oozing off of him even through the screen. His face remains obscured for the moment by the hood and the sand blowing around him which barely seem to hinder him in the slightest. What are visible are the blazing red eyes deep in the shadows of the hood.]


How DARE you! I will give you one chance and one chance alone, return me to Eternia immediately or you will all pay dearly for this insult!