[Welp, this was new as not only does it feel like he just woke up from a deep sleep, he also found these strange things on the ground. After biting and clawing at the item, it turns on the video function. The video turns on to show rows of teeth gnawing on it before a frustrated grunt can be heard and pulls the walkie out of his mouth to examine it better. His ear feathers ruffle and perk up and down as he speaks, but not by opening his mouth but by ear-bleeding inducing humming. All the of it.]

What in the Gladekeeper's name is this thing? I never seen anything like this but... I like the shiny jewels this sleep seem to have given me. Now to get out of here and head back to my most daring and beautiful wife!

[One day Yukihime will make one of her trademark grandiose speeches on this thing, I swear. But today she's being impossibly laconic again, starting the video with zero fanfare and a disinterested presentation.]

So, the house I was renting got incinerated during the fun. Most of my money was in it.

[There's a pause; even now she's weighing the merits of this against what she considers all the vastly easier options that don't involve having to ask favors of people. Or have anything to do with them at all, really.]

Which means I'm looking for a room. A free one.

[Here's where you might expect some kind of personal plea, an attempt to engage the audience's sense of altruism, but nope. The whole request is, despite being totally one-sided, just 'take it or leave it'.]