[When the feed starts, the camera seems to be pointed at something that looks like a giant yellow eyeball, with a black slit in the place of a normal pupil. A voice, youthful and female, can be heard.]

Is it on? Did Desco turn it on right?

[The camera pulls back to reveal that it was indeed an eye, but not one on a person's head. The creature, because there is no other way to describe her, that it was attached to seems to have no shortage of eyes. The one the camera had been focused on was actually on chest, with two others below it looking almost like buttons on her scaly purple outfit. A similar eye can be seen on her head tucked between a pair of reddish horns. Her body is mostly like that of a human, and she looks rather petite as well. But the main and obvious difference is the very not human mass of tentacle covered flesh that seems to be attached to her back. If one can manage to actually pay attention to what is behind her, it looks as if she is near a beach. She likely was a fresh arrival.]

Yay, its working!

[For a moment, she flashes a toothy smile, revealing fangs rather then normal teeth.]

Desco isn't sure how she ended up here, but there is only one reason that she can think of that she would be here. To conquer everything!

[She sounds more like a child talking about a new game she wants to play then a real threat.]

So as of this moment, Desco is the official final boss of...ummm....ummmm....

[There's an awkward moment of silence. It seems she should have read that info better before making her exciting declaration.]

...Wherever this is. It doesn't matter anyway. If any fool of a hero dares to try and stand in Desco's way, then Desco will kill them! Kill them until they die from it! Mwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Come forth if you think you are strong enough! Oh...but don't waste Desco's time if you aren't a hero, Desco wants an exciting battle with a worthy enemy, not some stupid chump!