[The camera comes on and reveals rather a lot of chest hair at first. Then it pans up to a face studying it.]

First I wake up in egg, and have to fight my way out like baby bird. Angry baby bird. Then I find money, and am in strange place. This much I can accept. I have had stranger nights.

[He looks around, snorting]

But this is not the sort where one simply has more vodka, finishes bar fight, then wanders home.

This is a strange place.

[There is a long silence, then a grin]

So, who do I have to reduce to a paste to get home, eh? And, until then, I require a large bed. A shack or cabin will be enough.

[He looks at the money again]

Also job. I am good at fighting things, breaking things, and making things. Also, I am Zangief.

[Kano is struggling with a futuristic, overcomplicated globe puzzle. She pokes at it, tries to jam pieces into place, and pulls things out to try and rearrange them. Finally, she slumps over her desk.]

I've been trying to solve this thing for years. Any help?

Once he was free of the metal pod, Koschei immediately walked rapidly to a dry spot on the side of the bay, taking out the videophone.

"Hello. My name is Koschei of the House of Oakden. I must insist on being returned to Gallifrey. I don't know how you managed to take me off world, but my people will not permit this."

Koschei looked at the packet in the hand not holding his videophone.

"Thank you for the money. I'm sure it will come in handy, until I can leave. I'm not getting a job, though. You can't expect me to remain for that long."