So it looks like, as is per the usual for the area, that things have gone, to put it simply as possible, right tits up.

Again.

I know a few of ye are new here, and haven't gotten to experience all the joys of whatever the devil happens when the angry, ancient, crazed deities of this dimension get bored of sittin' around playin' the biscuit game and decide to take a leak in all of our collective wheaties.

Tis what's happenin' now, I assume.

Nae, don't bother questionin' it, it'll all be over in less than a fortnight.

In any case, this upturnin' of the tits is a semi regular, near bi-weekly event, so I figure if it's going to be runnin' on a somewhat predictable schedule, I'll make the events as tolerable as I can.

So there's a new special at the shop what for when tittage aims upwards and it's the "Oh Bugger Me, Everythin's Gone Tit's Up Again" special, or, for those of ye with shit to do and not enough time to speak it, "Three an' one free."

Aye, it's a promotional for a pub, I don't know what ye all expected.

Come in and spend three red bills or more in the shop, and ye get one free pint of Guinness.

If ye want more than a pint, well you'll be happy to know Velvet Lust down in Genessia sells 'em by the flagon.

You're welcome.

Nae, just one pint a person here because I've the inkling that mixin' large amounts of alcohol with explosives, focus daggers and enchanted crystals might cause further raisin' of the tits here. Don't ye feckin' get plastered in me shop.

Cloak and Dagger in Everglade, because ye can't stop what's already happened so ye may as well have a drink and wait it out.

[Rapunzel seemed a lot different than how she normally was. Even in the looks department things were 100% obvious. Her hair was short and brunette and her clothing choices seemed more royal that what she had been wearing usually. She was even wearing shoes, which seemed extremely out of place for a girl who had decided she just didn't like them a short while back.

When she had finally figured out how exactly the contraption worked, which was admittedly impressive, to say the least. If her family had something like this it could help a lot as would a lot of things she had come across. However, instead of getting excited over those prospects she kept a calm demeanor about herself. After all, she was raised to be a princess, so she was simply acting the part, the way she had been taught.

For now, at least she bowed her head in greetings.]

I do believe that I have managed to figure out this... contraption, which I must add is rather impressive, to say the least. Nothing like this existed back home in Corona. It's such a revolutionary thing I must remember for when I return home. But that isn't why I turned it on in the first place.

[She paused, she seemed a little bit puzzled for the moment.]

I find myself in a bit of a predicament. I have had people ask me about things like clothes and if I will be finished soon, but I have no idea what they are on about. I don't make clothes. So after so many times of politely turning someone down and them seemingly not understand, how else can one get them to... understand that I don't do that.

This matter is of great importance to me as I don't want to be rude, but at the same time, I really don't understand what they are on about.

Action around Genessia
[Rapunzel explored the city, checking out various devices, shops, and various things. Being polite and helping those who needed it. Showing kindness like a princess should in her mind. Show the people you care.]

Who: AU Lea and you. Yes, YOU!
Where: Several locations in Genessia City
When: Any time during the AU event
What: AU shenanigans.
Warnings: Probably none? Will update if needed.

( Read more... )