[The wind howls in the background intermittently, and likely because whoever is giving the transmission is traveling pretty fast in bursts. The audio is listed as being posted by "Jolly Eddy's".]
Well, the weather still seems like crap.
You folks still have places you need to go though, we're out of blizzard status technically. So, for a fee contact Jolly Eddy's and ask about our new, temporary, Post-Blizzard Discount. We'll get you where you need to be. [a beat] Half payment up front.
[Because some folks overestimate themselves and like to go and die before they can close the deal at the end. At the end of the audio, there's a small text display that flashes.]
Disclaimer: Jolly Eddy's is not a bodyguard service and protection ends upon arrival at agreed upon destination.
Well, the weather still seems like crap.
You folks still have places you need to go though, we're out of blizzard status technically. So, for a fee contact Jolly Eddy's and ask about our new, temporary, Post-Blizzard Discount. We'll get you where you need to be. [a beat] Half payment up front.
[Because some folks overestimate themselves and like to go and die before they can close the deal at the end. At the end of the audio, there's a small text display that flashes.]
Disclaimer: Jolly Eddy's is not a bodyguard service and protection ends upon arrival at agreed upon destination.
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