[A purple lizard monster appears on the screen - looks like he's wearing some sort of basic apron. It's covered in colourful powders and food dyes.]

OK, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once.

From now until closing time today there's half price off of all cakes at Pan's Grocery. Better hurry. They'll sell like hot cakes.

[He pauses a moment.]

Get it?

OK. Limited time offer. Get your half price cakes, special offer today only!

Oh and better eat them within 24 hours. Just a tip.