Right, so...

On behalf of Torchwood Tower, I'm issuin' an apology for the Nightmare Room in the Haunted House. I'm pleased to say, it's otherwise been pretty successful, and we're still looking for ghosts, pokemon, or anyone else to come out and play! Free fear to feed on, and adjacent to the restaurant which is taking off pretty well!

But while we're not removing the Nightmare room or dungeon, it doesn't just have a psychic sign, it has a red flashing neon sign and a slider! Do not take the room lightly. It's meant to get into your head in a way normal things can't, yeah? Nothin' wrong with flipping the slider all the way down, I promise.

I still believe firmly that facing your fears head on is important... but it was never meant to traumatize anyone. Or hurt. [Rubs her face.] ALSO, we strongly suggest vampires, and those connected closely to them, just avoid it entirely. It's not bigotry, I promise, but as vampires are in need of blood and eat fear, they shouldn't donate either, yeah? Let us feed you instead, okay?

In lighter news:

If I can get a soundtrack up'n runnin' in the background to the place, maybe to help remind people that none of it is real.

How's this sound?

[Plays a bassline in accompiant to recording of the others except her "singing."]