[The feed explodes to life with the sound of someone or rather something snarling and hissing. It sounds like a shuffle of some kind, probably between two beasts judging from all the fangs and fur. The video is shaky and the lighting poor but something big lumbers past within the shadows. As the creature draws closer, an enormous white paw stomps directly onto the phone cracking the screen.

The footage is still rolling but there's not much to see. There's a few more growls and hisses until the enormous white beast finally moves its paw off the screen. Finally the viewers catch a glimpse of what seems to be an enormous white...wolf? No, wait, that's not a wolf.

Definitely not a wolf judging from that oddly vulpine face and those tall fox-like ears. It's a fox! A huge fox with piercing red eyes. The fox glances down at the phone briefly and makes a noise akin to a sigh. It seems remorseful.]

The stupid thing broke--[Wait, did that son of a bitch just talk? Talking monsters is nothing new but what the hell!?]

I'll kill you next time! [It's yelling at the shadowy figure that's retreating back to the woods.] Mark my words!

Fayren is mine. This MY domain.

[Action]

[Shirou has been in plenty of strange situations before. However, this was by far the most strange of them all. He's in another world, emerged out of a box in a bay with some strange items in his possession. And now he's looking over the literature after watching, of all things, a hologram. He isn't having trouble picking up what is written -- after all, he once had to gather info from an explanation by Kotomine -- it's just...really crazy. But it's what he's going through right now, so he has to press on.

Eventually, he tires of reading and starts to walk away from the Bay.]

[Video]

[The feed shows a young man with red hair and gold eyes. He also appears to be wearing a shirt with raglan sleeves.]

Um, hey, I'm new here, and I have a question. Is there anyone out there looking for either a cook or someone who can move boxes and other kinds of labor?

[A man's got to earn his living.]