Memo
27 September 2018 @ 07:17 am
 I propose that we use the non-pendent bearers as a food source.

[This, and other unhelpful suggestions, courtesy of the strange demon girl on your screen.

She seems quite unapologetic about her suggestion. Heck, it's hard to read any emotions on her.]


Their lives are limited strictly to this world, and therefore have no value in the grand scheme of things. It will be easy to eliminate any trace of their existence. If any of their non-pendent bearing friends miss them, I will eat their memories. There will be no reason for sadness. Only rejoicing, as this will solve the issue of eating in Everglade.

[She begins clapping dryly to celebrate this leap of ?logic?]
 
 
Caron ♡ Concept of Love
27 September 2018 @ 07:24 am
[Waking up in a pod, of all things, is a very strange feeling for them. Heck, 'waking up' and 'feeling' are not concepts you typically experience when you're omnipotent. Putting the question of how an omnipotent being like The Concept of Love could be dragged into a physical existence, the physical form of "Caron" moves to the Hologram. He's quick to put his situation together. Also, quick to spring into action.]

[Video]

Eh~. A foreign land that kidnaps those akin to being gods? What a big problem! Who saw this coming? Not me! Wowie, kidnapping Concepts is soo ballsy. I'm kinda impressed, honestly.

Oh well! I've seen mortal manners, so let me employ them! My name is Caron~! I'm the Guardian of Love back home. I hope you guys don't need a guardian for all of your lovey-dovey happiness here, but if you do... I've been summoned, so I had might as well protect your budding romances! It's so lovely to meet you all-- Get it? Lovely? I'm full of good jokes. Mortal humor is so much fun.

[Action]

[Day one, and Caron's already up to no good. He's experimenting with his cupid-isc powers already. You might notice him in the Genessia park, trying to communicate with the wildlife. He's also been trying to get the squirrels to fall in love with one another, which is proving surprisingly difficult. To an outsider, it probably looks more like a failed attempt to pet the animals.]

Hm. So I might only be able to "help" the humans here... Ahh, but a bummer. I don't like being patient, but I guess I can be.

((No pressure, but please hit up Caron's Permissions Post if you want him meddling in your characters' love life. Thank you!))
 
 
Faye Valentine
27 September 2018 @ 10:33 pm
 *Following the carnival, Faye had disappeared for several days. She didn't tell anyone where she was going, but just left. She wasn't seen at home, she didn't turn up for work, she wasn't seen around networks, and she didn't reply to any calls or messages that were sent to her. She just disappeared. Who would even notice that she was gone? Who would even have the time to realise and care?

When she returns, however, this is the first message that she makes, ignoring everything else and focused on Orihime's apparent disappearance. Faye looks and sounds positively thunderous*

Where have people already looked for Orihime? What leads do you have? What's the next step?

As for you - you sick bastard who took her - I hope you know it's only a matter of time before your guts are splattered on the ground and you're left to rot like the piece of shit you are.

*That scowl on her face is no laughing matter, nor is the resounding click of the gun she has just primed*