This is a message for the "South Attleton Safety Society."

Fuck off. Using powers for personal gain falls under assault and is already covered by the legal code. I'm not going to outlaw people being born a certain way. Hell, if I'm being brutally honest here, the demon license I implemented was aimed primarily at one person.

Also, any heckling of or otherwise interfering with people based on some stupid notion of 'normies vs power' is going to be classified as disturbing the peace, and my deputies will arrest and fine you.

Attleton doesn't need civilians playing soldier out of boredom. Go back to making stupid complaints to my office about garden gnomes and flamingos.

[Before cutting the feed Dante is going to angrily chuck a balled up newspaper off screen.]

The following rumors are going around as NPC gossip. Your characters are welcome to hear them. The rumors may be true or false, and the subject of the rumor is randomly selected from the taken list. If a character shares the same first name with another character, we will not specify which one it is.

This week's rumors are:

1. Evie and Johnny upset a witch in Fayren, she cast a curse that said come Wednesday, their beds will be filled with spiders at night the second they fall asleep.

2a. Have you heard about Reno? He tried to hook up with a mummy lady in disguise. Lucky he got caught- otherwise his lifeforce might've been sucked out to bring her back to life!

2b. Evangeline is actually a mummy lady in disguise.

3. Winnifred and Star have been going around cursing apples that are meant to be sold at the farmer's market.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A VISIBLE POST TO CHARACTERS. IT IS JUST WHAT THEY MAY HEAR GOING AROUND AS CHATTER AROUND THE CITIES.

[A soaked teenager with a tool belt full of tools is seen coming out of the bay and appears to be on a mission. But she's scanning the dock and once she sees no sign of Count Olaf fishes the device from her coat and is seen on screen. But she does death grip what looks to be a screwdriver.]


There is no reasonable explanation for this! One minute I'm escaping a mad man and the next I'm in a pod soaked to the skin. But if this means no crazy person then I'll see this as a puzzle.

Where are my manners! My name is Violet Baudelaire and it looks like this is home for the time being.

Who: Li and Lily [Closed]
What:  Teaching a unicorn how to fend for herself, Li style. 
When: After Doll Event
Where: Fayren Forest?
Warnings:  Don't know yet. 



( Li being Li. )