Smoker
Follow-up to that guy asking about lamps. What is an actually GOOD present to give women instead? And not a cliche, so nothing like flowers or chocolates. But still gets across romantic intentions. First chucklefuck to suggest condoms gets thrown in the lake until it freezes over. Romantic, not dipshit. Also how soon is too soon to call? Like seriously.

Asking for a friend.

Unrelated, if someone was going to run for a Guardian position, what would you want from them other than experience, strength, and competency? Is being good with a people always a prerequisite, or is that just what makes you popular?

Also asking for a friend.


[The friend is probably him both times :\]
 
 
Faye Valentine
17 November 2018 @ 02:47 am
Who: Faye and Smoker
What: Pizza Dinner
Where: Sycamore Cycles
When: After the virus did its thing.
Warnings: Definitely language. Probably sexy flirting. And maybe then some. Who knows?

We're gonna need a bigger ashtray... )

 
 
Lydia
17 November 2018 @ 10:07 am
[You know the normal anonymous skeleton? Seems like someone isn't quite as anonymous as she'd had hoped, though the voice modulation doesn't seem to be working quite so well, either.]

This place is so boring unless you count some nutcase exploding something as fun, maybe to them it is, certainly isn't to the rest of us. Ugh, how tactless and without class that whole thing was. And in Attleton of all places, who would have ever guessed?

Aaaanyway. I suppose the question this time around is what sort of hobbies do you have out there, lovely Genessia? A girl's gotta find something to do with her downtime and so far nothing's really catching my eye since no one seems interested in doing more than just... talking.

At this point I'd even take someone's stupid crusade to purge me of the world, at least that'd get a laugh. How can a place with so many people from so many places be somehow devoid of entertainment?

So bored.