[Despite the chilly weather, there were indeed people out and about doing their business, including a small four foot girl dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl delinquent with a baseball bat resting on her shoulder. She carries herself with authority, head cocked to the side slightly as she inspects various businesses. Only businesses. As she saunters inside, the bat is used more like a cane, as she leans on it to inspect various products before approaching whoever seems to be in charge at the current time.]
Nice place ya got here. I've been hearing some nasty rumors going around though, seems some thug's been goin' around vandalizing stuff. See, I'm hot on their trail and offerin' my services ta keep the punks from wreckin' shop.
Ya interested?
[And yes, she is indeed speaking with an extremely exaggerated Brooklyn accent.]
Nice place ya got here. I've been hearing some nasty rumors going around though, seems some thug's been goin' around vandalizing stuff. See, I'm hot on their trail and offerin' my services ta keep the punks from wreckin' shop.
Ya interested?
[And yes, she is indeed speaking with an extremely exaggerated Brooklyn accent.]
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