[The video opens on a grinning man. It looks like he's forcing the expression a bit. His face is illuminated by the golden glow of the lightning bolt shape on his chest. Surrounding that is a bright red outfit that hugs every muscle and part of a white cape with hood can be seen attached to his shoulders with gold circles emblazoned with tiger heads. It's not the most subtle of outfits...]

Genessia and worlds beyond. This is your local hero: Captain Lightning!

[He pauses as if that should be somehow impressive. Some people have previously been given another name. This may be strange... It's still a work in progress.]

While I am in your world. Worlds? Cities?

... OK. Whatever. I am offering my superhero services at discounted rates. Do you need a criminal caught? A cat saved out of a tree? A lost dog needing to be found?

Do you want to just go for an amazing flight through the air?

I can do all of this and more!

[That not very relaxed grin is back, awkward pause and then a small hand wave. There's a spark of energy bursting from his fingers.]

OK, so, just contact me here. Captain Lightning. This number...

Bye!