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[At first, Uai was excited to have another dog. He misses his daughters to the point that fur baby substitutes are gladly accepted. Without questioning how a dog came out of an egg, Uai started pampering and spoiling his new dog. He has Shigure the Dire Wolf... and a good Golden Retriever Puppy! Very good.

Too good.

( Too Good for Uai )

[This is not fine.]

[Video]

No one think too deeply into why I'm asking this. I just want answers.

What is something that I, a sort-of human, am going to be 100% better at than a dog? Again: Don't think too hard. Just answer.

A-Also. Human ways to impress your girlfriend. Mortal ways. 4th dimensioner-things. Normal things... 

Thank you.

Who: Papyrus, his newfound chick (bird), and YOU!
When: Throughout the day
Where: Mostly in Everglade, but open to other cities
Summary: A loud skeleton and his much louder chick practice a monologue. Eardrums hardest hit.

( RIP headphone users )

You guys, uh.

( He pulls a face, waves the pamphlet and brochures he bothered to pick up. He's walking with device in hand, and he feels more than a little lost. )

"Kidnapped" got thrown around pretty easily back there, like it ain't no thing ... Are you guys, like ... good?

[Mavis claps her hands and looks very serious and proud in her... pirate girl outfit..] One of the eggs I found finally hatched. And it is...

[She turns the camera to show her left shoulder and reveals... a colorful and mischievous looking parakeet.] Say something to our audience, Captain Featherly.

[The bird stays perfectly silent. Mavis sighs and as soon as the camera is off the parakeet, Mavis' voice can be heard again.] Why do I bother? It's not like I actually care about what any of you thinks anyway. I'm just bored because Zeref is busy with his stupid lizard. [Mavis frowns and blushes. Though, obviously, since she's on screen and her lips are NOT moving, it's not really her who said the last three sentences.

Mavis pinches the bridge of her nose, massaging it.] I should have named you 'Captain Annoying'. Or tied a scarf around your beak to gag you. Or both.

..Sorry about that, everyone.
[The feed ends.]