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[Video - PSA: How to Deal with Mets]
[Harpuia appears on-screen wearing all of his armor, a trash can tucked under one arm that rattles with something inside of it moving around.]
From what I understand, I'm not the first to deal with one of these disgusting Mavericks, and those who are not familiar with their ilk may be hard-pressed in dealing with them. Allow me to enlighten you.
[He shows the Met squirming in the trash can, little feet kicking.]
I understand some of you may find these to be 'cute.' I would ask that you not let sentimentality sway you, as these are robots specifically programmed to harm humans. They are Mavericks, and undeserving of mercy, because they will not hesitate to kill you. They cannot be reasoned with. They cannot be redeemed. They are soulless machines and they should be scrapped.
[Harpuia powers up one of his beam swords and plunges it into the trash can.]
Their helmets make them invincible, and they will hide within it when threatened. Attack when they reveal their heads, and you should have little difficulty defeating this trash.
I would know who constructed them, and why this person believed it to be a sound idea to unleash these abominations on the city.
From what I understand, I'm not the first to deal with one of these disgusting Mavericks, and those who are not familiar with their ilk may be hard-pressed in dealing with them. Allow me to enlighten you.
[He shows the Met squirming in the trash can, little feet kicking.]
I understand some of you may find these to be 'cute.' I would ask that you not let sentimentality sway you, as these are robots specifically programmed to harm humans. They are Mavericks, and undeserving of mercy, because they will not hesitate to kill you. They cannot be reasoned with. They cannot be redeemed. They are soulless machines and they should be scrapped.
[Harpuia powers up one of his beam swords and plunges it into the trash can.]
Their helmets make them invincible, and they will hide within it when threatened. Attack when they reveal their heads, and you should have little difficulty defeating this trash.
I would know who constructed them, and why this person believed it to be a sound idea to unleash these abominations on the city.
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[Why did this human file her teeth?]
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Why would you turn a weapon into an instrument? What purpose would it serve?
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[He still doesn't get it.]
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[But he doesn't understaaaaaaaaand. D:]
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...WHAT IN TESLA'S NAME IS A MAVERICK!? IT'S A METOOL YOU USELESS BUCKET OF BOLTS!
[Wily isn't impressed.]
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Though I do like the sound of that... I'll have to use that for something.
To teach them a lesson, To prove my superiority, I didn't build it so you could turn it to scrap!
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If I see more, they will be destroyed as well. Do not waste your efforts on further construction.
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You will rue the day you crossed paths with me.
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Actually if you'd like to help convince them that this is a good idea, I'd really appreciate it. It'd save me some time.
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[And he rudely hangs up.]