[Video]

[kiryuin_shield]

[The video starts with a close up on Gamagori's face, glaring into the camera. He says nothing for a while, but when he does speak, it's loud enough you could probably mute the feed and still hear him fine.]

Whoever brought me here had better show themselves now! I cannot be away from Honnouji Academy, the Naturals Election is starting tomorrow, and I will not allow Lady Satsuki's faith in me to be broken! Show yourself, and I will not kill you. Prolong this, and I assure you, you will be begging for death by the time I'm done disciplining you!

Comments

[no_love_potions]

[Hell's bells, this guy was noisy.]

Yeah. Get in line, big guy.

[kiryuin_shield]

You don't seem to understand. I am Ira Gamagori, Disciplinary Committee Chair at Honnouji Academy. I cannot miss the beginning of the Naturals Election for any reason. The very fate of the future depends on it.

[So, maybe not LITERALLY, but in his eyes, Satsuki is the future.]

[no_love_potions]

Wait a minute, that's you? Well, jeez, why didn't you say so? Hold on, let me get on the phone to the weird all-powerful whatever-the-hells that grabbed us all and stuck us in crazytown and tell them to call the whole thing off because somebody screwed up and grabbed Ira Gamagori the day before the Naturals Election.

[Sorry, Ira, he's like this with everybody.]

[kiryuin_shield]

[Yes, he's just going to STAAAAAAAAARE.]

Sarcasm is not tolerated. You will show the respect due my position, or you will be disciplined.

[no_love_potions]

Hey, I hear some people pay good money for that kind of thing.

[Harry, no.]

[kiryuin_shield]

[Have an eye twitch.]

Where are you?

[no_love_potions]

Under your skin by the looks of it.

[What? You think he's just gonna tell you where he is so you can march over for a fair fight?]

[kiryuin_shield]

Answer the question!

[There he goes bellowing again. And yes, he did. Lying is against the rules too, y'know.]

[no_love_potions]

[Sorry, dude, "fair fight" is a dirty word in Harry Dresden's mind.]

Has it even occurred to you that you might just not have the same kind of clout you did back home around here?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Would it help if Harry knew Ira was physically incapable of throwing the first punch?]

That makes no difference. Manners are a simple fact that must be observed at all times!

[no_love_potions]

[It might. Probably wouldn't help Ira to know that Harry would just walk away from a guy who's fighting style involved immobilizing himself and waiting to get his ass kicked.]

Am I being Punk'd or something? You can't actually be a real person.

[kiryuin_shield]

I AM INDEED A REAL PERSON!

[no_love_potions]

[It was nice knowing you comm speakers. You had a good run.]

You're something, I'll give you that.

[kiryuin_shield]

And just what is that supposed to mean!?

[no_love_potions]

Whatever you want it to mean, big guy.

[kiryuin_shield]

[Glaaaaaaare.]