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[kiryuin_shield]

[The video starts with a close up on Gamagori's face, glaring into the camera. He says nothing for a while, but when he does speak, it's loud enough you could probably mute the feed and still hear him fine.]

Whoever brought me here had better show themselves now! I cannot be away from Honnouji Academy, the Naturals Election is starting tomorrow, and I will not allow Lady Satsuki's faith in me to be broken! Show yourself, and I will not kill you. Prolong this, and I assure you, you will be begging for death by the time I'm done disciplining you!

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[He just stares for a bit.]

OF COURSE I AM!

[solar_flare]

But you're like THIRTY!

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I'M TWENTY!

[solar_flare]

Right, and I'm a fairy princess.

Seriously, how old are you?

[kiryuin_shield]

I turned twenty two weeks ago.

[solar_flare]

[Yang squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiints at him. She's still heavily skeptical.]

......................................But you're huge.

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[He just pinches the bridge of his nose.]

I hit puberty early. I was six feet tall in Middle School.

[solar_flare]

Whoa.

[All right, she'll admit it. That's impressive! Wait, past tense...he WAS six feet? It's hard to tell how tall he is now, since she can only see his head and upper shoulders.]

How big are you now?

[kiryuin_shield]

[He shrugs a bit.]

When I was measured for my uniform, I was ten feet tall.

[solar_flare]

[Ten. Ten feet tall. That's a whole lot of man. If he actually smiled, he'd be downright handsome. Too bad he's a frowny clowny.]

Are you single?

[WHAT. She has to ask!]

[kiryuin_shield]

...I fail to see how that is relevant to anything.

[solar_flare]

[He's so coy, ho ho!]

No need to be shy about it. There's nothing to be ashamed of if you are!

[kiryuin_shield]

I have no time for such things.

[solar_flare]

What if you did?

[She folds her arms behind her head.]

[kiryuin_shield]

...but I don't.

[Sorry Yang, he's just not that into you.]

[solar_flare]

[Who said she wanted him to be? He's just interesting to her. She can't help being curious.]

It's a hypothetical question. But if you'd rather by mysterious, by all means~

[Grin.]

You do a lot of fighting?

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[Hmph.]

I wouldn't call it fighting, as much as it is disciplining.

[solar_flare]

...Come again?

[That can't possibly mean what she thinks it means.]

[kiryuin_shield]

I punish the disobedient.

[There's NO possible way that could be taken any other way, right?]

[solar_flare]

[...Uhhhhhhh.]

Hold on, I thought you said you didn't have time for that sort of thing.

[kiryuin_shield]

...What are you talking about?

[solar_flare]

[He can't be that dumb, can he? There's something one of them is missing.]

The whole discipline stuff! Isn't that kind of a private...thing? Between two people?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Oh, he can.]

Nonsense! Public disciplining is a great motivator to others to not step out of line!

[solar_flare]

--Oh, you mean...okay, I getcha. Rule breaking and stuff like that, not the whips and leather.

[Silly her!]

[kiryuin_shield]

...The two are not mutually exclusive. I routinely use whips in my disciplinary actions.

[Just when you thought things were clear.]