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[kiryuin_shield]

[The video starts with a close up on Gamagori's face, glaring into the camera. He says nothing for a while, but when he does speak, it's loud enough you could probably mute the feed and still hear him fine.]

Whoever brought me here had better show themselves now! I cannot be away from Honnouji Academy, the Naturals Election is starting tomorrow, and I will not allow Lady Satsuki's faith in me to be broken! Show yourself, and I will not kill you. Prolong this, and I assure you, you will be begging for death by the time I'm done disciplining you!

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ROFLMAO

[kiryuin_shield]

[There's now a very large throbbing vein on Ira's forehead.]

THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION. EAVESDROPPING IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

[no_love_potions]

Yeah, no kidding, so butt out, Crewcut.

[Enjoy your new nickname, Ira.]

[kiryuin_shield]

YOU ARE THE ONE INTRUDING HERE! AND MY NAME IS GAMAGORI IRA. LEARN IT.

[no_love_potions]

Be honest, do they just not have indoor voices where you're from?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Harry, you are so getting a whipping if/when they ever meet in person.]

OF COURSE THEY DO!

[no_love_potions]

[Dude, show some respect for local law enforcement.]

Do you have an indoor voice?

[kiryuin_shield]

[LAAAW!]

[Also, that vein on his forehead really shouldn't be throbbing quite like that...]

OF COURSE I DO!

[no_love_potions]

[Look at that thing go. He should probably stop about now.]

Y'ever use the thing?

[Nope. Can't stop, won't stop, never gonna quit.]

[kiryuin_shield]

[Yeah, that vein is going to be joined by a bit of an eye twitch.]

I AM!

[no_love_potions]

[Wow. He might literally be about to kill this guy.]

Big house?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Gamagori, fed up with Harry's insolence, just throws the device at the nearest wall.]

[murph]

Hey, over here.

What do you say to the whole peaceful co-existence thing?

[kiryuin_shield]

Give me no reason to react, and I won't. My only concern is bringing the kidnapper that brought me here to justice.

[murph]

And if there is no entity responsible?

[kiryuin_shield]

These sorts of things don't simply happen. Someone is behind it. I know it.

[Or at least he has to believe it. Abstract problem solving is not his thing. Beating things up is more his speed.]

[murph]

And if there isn't? Just think about that for a second, ok? You were brought here..we all were, and we don't know why. Maybe this place needs you, god knows why, but maybe it does.

Don't you think if someplace pulls you from home to a different reality that it's probably pretty damned important?

[kiryuin_shield]

Nothing is more important than my duty to Lady Satsuki.

[murph]

And what exactly does that entail?

[kiryuin_shield]

I am her impenetrable shield. None can approach her without first going through me. I am the Disciplinary Committee chair at Honnouji Academy, and its security and order is my responsibility.

[murph]

Ok, so you protect this lady and you keep people in line? Where I'm from I'm a cop, more or less do the same thing with a less specific focus.

[Ok she used to be a cop, no need to get into semantics.]

If this lady was here now, what would she have you do?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Yes, semantics would be a good thing to avoid, lest his bondage mummy outfit comes up.]

I would not dare presume to know her plans. However, if she were here, returning to Honnouji Academy would be her top priority.

[murph]

And while we're working on a way to get me, you and everybody else here home, would she want you representing her like this?

[kiryuin_shield]

Hmph. You obviously know nothing of Lady Satsuki.

[She did call the entire student assembly "pigs in human clothing" after all.]

[murph]

Ok. you're right I don't. So..tell me about her and maybe I can understand better.

[She'd talked down enough people in her time to make headway and do it without making their brains explode unlike some wizards.]

[kiryuin_shield]

She is the light that will bring order to a world that has fallen into chaos! She is the purity the world needs! SHE IS KIRYUIN SATSUKI, STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT OF HONNOUJI ACADEMY!

[He even pounds his chest with a hand as if in salute.]