[Video]

[kiryuin_shield]

[The video starts with a close up on Gamagori's face, glaring into the camera. He says nothing for a while, but when he does speak, it's loud enough you could probably mute the feed and still hear him fine.]

Whoever brought me here had better show themselves now! I cannot be away from Honnouji Academy, the Naturals Election is starting tomorrow, and I will not allow Lady Satsuki's faith in me to be broken! Show yourself, and I will not kill you. Prolong this, and I assure you, you will be begging for death by the time I'm done disciplining you!

Comments

[kiryuin_shield]

IT IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE FOR A NO-STAR TO IMPERSONATE A TWO-STAR! WHERE ARE YOU!?

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Oh no! She screwed up and now the yelling man is out to get her. This is the second worst day ever!]

AsfarawayfromyouasIcanbeatthemoment!

[In her bed, under the covers.]

[kiryuin_shield]

I WILL FIND YOU!

[Zod ain't got nothing on Gamagori.]

AND WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!? THERE IS NO RUBY ROSE ENROLLED AT HONNOUJI ACADEMY!

[onecream_fivesugar]

No you wont!

[She has a fortified blanket fort and a gunscythe, you aren't taking her alive.]

That's because I go to Beacon! Not where ever the heck you go to!

[kiryuin_shield]

[And that last bit clicks with him, and his volume goes down by a good twenty decibels.]

...Beacon? I don't understand. If you do not attend Honnouji Academy, why did you say you were a 2-star student?

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Her ears appreciate that.]

...Because two stars are better than none?

[kiryuin_shield]

[Congratulations Ruby. You just made a ten-foot tall giant facepalm.]

In Honnouji Academy, all students are ranked based on talent and effort, ranging from no-stars, to three-stars.

[The camera zooms in on the stars on his collar again.]

It is a literal classification, and not some subjective ranking based on... whatever it is you thought it was.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[She's pretty pro like that. Totally better than no-stars.]

Oh... Okay! I gotchya.

[There's a brief pause.]

So it's not like a movie review rating, right?

[kiryuin_shield]

No. It's nothing like that.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh. That's no fun...

[kiryuin_shield]

Fun has nothing to do with it.

[onecream_fivesugar]

It would be more enjoyable if it did. You can't deny that.

[kiryuin_shield]

Fun lead to laxness, which leads to sloppiness, which leads to disorder, which leads to chaos.

Fun has no place in Honnouji Academy.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Well, Honnouji Academy sounds like a terrible place if you ask me.

[kiryuin_shield]

It is the only hope the world has!

[onecream_fivesugar]

If it's the only hope the world has then it should lighten up and be y'know hopeful!

[kiryuin_shield]

That is a luxury we cannot afford.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Well maybe you should make room in the budget for it!

[kiryuin_shield]

It is not that simple! If other schools saw any hint of weakness, they would attack in an instant!

[onecream_fivesugar]

Oh, you don't have to worry about that! Hope is pretty much the opposite of a weakness. It's one of those strength things.

[kiryuin_shield]

Lady Satsuki has spent her whole life making Honnouji Academy what it is. Her word is law, and I am its guardian. If she says that "having fun" is a sign of weakness, it is a sign of weakness.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Well if I ever meet her, I'll have to prove her wrong about that, that'll change your mind about it too, right?

[kiryuin_shield]

You'll have to go through me to get to her. I doubt you are capable of such a feat.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Mmmmm... I dunno, I think I could take you.

In a fight or at checkers! I'm good at both.

[kiryuin_shield]

Hmph. There are none that can breech my perfect defense. You're more than welcome to try, though.