"Oh... OH! That's Mister Stripes! He's really nice but he likes pulling lots of pranks. Don't take it personally though. Sometimes people get really frowny and its not good. It's harmless."

Her third eye floated closer, restless as it drifted around. "You're really welcome Mister. You can come to Old Hell anytime. Tell Sis that I invited you, okay? She'll be more friendly and less grumpy if you do that. She's always grumpy with new people."