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Sun Wukong ([personal profile] monkeystowaway) wrote in [community profile] genessia2015-02-19 08:12 pm

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WHO: Sun Wukong, Open!
WHAT: Sun is out on a manhunt for Candy Man! Come and talk to him on his stakeout.
WHERE: Attleton Marketplace
WHEN: 2/19
WARNINGS: Possibly some violence.

With all that had gone on, Sun needed something to take his mind off of things. What better way then to go on a hunt? Well, a Manhunt. He’d read about the Candy Man giving candy to kids that was apparently making them sick after they ate. He didn’t know what the guy was doing to them, but someone needed to put a stop to it. He got the chance to talk to a few of the ill kids and found out some stuff about the guy’s cart, since the kids couldn’t give him any substantial information about what the guy looked like.

As long as the guy didn’t change his cart, Sun knew he would be able to find him. So he stood in the marketplace of Attleton. He was holding up a drink with his tail, while in his hands he was looking over a magazine, though he wasn’t really paying too much attention to it. His eyes were on the lookout for his target. He was dressed for warmth and to hopefully not draw attention to himself.
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-02-25 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
The Candy Man twitched. Over time, he had grown used to the silence that clung to this haunted candy factory. He knew when it was being disturbed. He took a guess as to why. Up till now, the machines had merely hummed, awaiting their next devious task. Now, some of them started up, whirring and clanking. The factory, formerly clothed in darkness, shone a small light in the center, where Ted sat, bound and gagged. His voice blared on the intercom, full of gravel and musk.

"So you've read the Tribune, have you? Those reporters are so sloppy. Perhaps they've told you what I've done, eh? But they never get the full story. They never tell you why..."

A proud machinist, he never took any offers to install security alarms or equipment. He elected to use his own; there they were now, whirring to life. Two thick, three-dimensional gingerbread men, standing six feet tall and at three-hundred pounds, stomped their way out from their chambers, patrolling the factory. Their heat sensors and infrared vision booted up, scouring the factory for any intruders. In their arms they held frilly, gum-drop adorned bayonets, loaded with tranquilizer darts. Time to bag him a monkey.
Edited 2015-02-25 03:07 (UTC)
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-02-25 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
A non-response was practically an open invitation to monologue. It'd be rude not to take it.

"Ah, there it is. That slinking in the shadows. Even witch hunts let the 'witches' face their accusers, every now and again. But me? No. I was wronged by a movement. By a public, composed of so many faces it was faceless. By puritans!"

The factory was slowly resurrecting. The intercom still made the primary noise, but the noise of machinery was being added to, bit by bit, with various blinking lights and moving parts. The gingerbread mens' retinal scanners swept past the crates, and they knew. They offered the standard security-robot greeting. "Intruder. Please come out with your hands up."
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-02-25 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
The hulking desserts took the bait running after them and shooting darts. Darn, if only he had installed the magic-clone detection software. He'd make a note of it. Still, he trusted what they'd seen, and had a reasonable guess as to his proximate location. He rotated his frosting-turrets, placed at each corner of the room. Each was packed with something both sugary, creamy, and mixed with military-grade immobilization foam. His voice became a bit more focused; more angry and direct.

"Who hired you, huh? The Attleton Farm Federation? The Organization For a Slimmer Tomorrow? Or maybe you're just some punk mercenary, trying to make a buck. Everyone's got a mouth to feed, huh? I'm not like you. I had a dream once; a vision. I just wanted to make kids smile. After the stuff I've seen, so would you."

The turrets locked on, and fired streams of candy-coated incapacitation.
Edited 2015-02-25 05:00 (UTC)
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-02-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The gingerbread bots were thoroughly confused; they resolved to go back to their standard routines. Meanwhile, the factory was getting substantially messier. Did Sun have any idea how much frosting gummed up the works?

"Fast, huh? Not as fast as those puritans. Oh, it was all fun and games at first, like what we have here. But then they came. You should've heard them; like I was the devil himself. Did I want their teeth to rot? Did I want the obesity rate to climb? I was the bad guy, standing against everything healthy and wholesome."

Speaking of holes, two turrets emerged from the his office's side panel, poised to discourage any would-be home wreckers. The catwalk to his place seemed easy enough to traverse, if one could get past the candy-corn bullet barrage. Sun would have to be one tough trick-or-treater to make it to the Candy Man's doorstep.
Edited 2015-02-27 00:01 (UTC)
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-02-28 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
More property damage. Darn teenagers. Back in his day, he'd fill you with holes the moment you stepped on his grass. The Candy Man donned a gas mask; looks like it had come to yhis. He flipped a switch, batting down the hatch of his office and reinforcing all the entrances. Plate glass windows and whatnot. He then flipped another one, causing the sprinklers on the walls to emit a tangy soda throughout the room. The carbonation was fast-acting, and the gas it caused would weaken the nervous system and stiffen muscles.

"Funny thing happens when people start seeing you as the bad guy. Switch flips in your brain, and it goes "why not?". You already have the reputation. Might as well earn it properly. Those people think I'm out to ruin kid's health? That I'll make them sick? Boy, I'll show 'em. They ain't seen nothing yet!"



Edited 2015-03-01 07:31 (UTC)
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-01 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's some heavy ordinance the punk was packing. He had to respect that. For all the Candy Man's fears of it being some health organization spook, Sun seemed none too shy of the direct approach. That approach was steadily whittling his door down, crumpling the metal. It was only a matter of time. He turned to his beating stick: a truncheon styled as a candy cane. Looks like hiding time was over. He'd talk a bit more; bide whatever time he had left. His rantings took on a touch of melancholy.

"But then again, maybe the puritans had a point. Life's a lot like candy; tastes good for a moment, but then what? The rest just weighs on you. A lifetime of consequences for seconds of fun." The door was giving way. A few more beatings and it would be torn down. He held his candy cane club in both arms, poised to strike.

It was getting harder, even with the intercom, to be heard over the bursting door. "BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY FOR THRILLS, THAT'S WHAT IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT. YOU'RE DOIN' IT, I'M DOIN' IT, THE WHOLE WORLD'S GOING TO HELL JUST TO CHASE SOMETHIN' SWEET. BUT NOT ME. SEE THEY MAY CALL ME THE CANDY MAN. TRUTH IS?" The door came down. He saw the face of his second blonde annoyance that day; his own lie obscured by the mask.

"I'm just bitter." Gripping his weapon, he lifted it over his head and charged the bounty hunter, fully intending to go out swinging.
Edited 2015-03-01 16:20 (UTC)
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-03 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
The candy took a heavy breath as he backed off from the recoil of Sun's blow. Even drugged, this kid hit hard. He'd try something more sneaky; trip him up. Literally. Faking another head-on attack, he went low, trying to sweep Sun off his feet.
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-03 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
He would've said something about mangy monkeys, had he time. Alas, the Candy Man joined his grounded enemy. If only he hadn't kept his lair so dark, maybe he would've seen Sun's more bestial features.

Good thing he took wrestling in high school! Becoming more brutish as the thing waged, he leaped at Sun, trying to get a pin and get him into a sleeper hold.
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-03 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
The Candy Man got up roughly. Ironically, wearing a gas mask made it hard to breathe. Ah, so this is what was throwing his ginger bots for a loop. Wbatever, everyone knows these kinda light shows are just rip offs.

"You won't get get far being fake kid. Too bad for you, cause I'm the real deal! Raaaah!" He roared, leaping in for a mighty swing, holding the cane over his head to bring it on Sun's.
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-03 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Direction reversed, the Candy Man went flying back, leg getting stuck in the railing. Why the face, Sun? Why?

His gas mask cracked from the force of the kick; now he too was getting a taste of his own fizzy medicine. He began to cough, dangling from the catwalk. He groaned from the pain. "We...*cough cough* gotta get out of here..."

Ted was still there, in case he'd been forgotten. The soda-based drug wasn't doing his consciousness any favors.
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-03 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's a pretty predicament. Here he was, on the cusp of consciousness, dangling on some metal bars, contemplating how to help his reluctant rescuer.

He could, of course, tell him which button did what. That'd be the easier solution. And then likely go to jail for a very long time.

The other one would be to tell him how to activate the self-destruct mechanism; a device both paranoid and proud meant to prevent, in the last case, his valuable patents and inventions from going to competitors. He pondered for a moment, then decided to let Sun choose.

"You wanna turn off everything? Everything? It'll be the large red lever on your immediate right." He took a deep breath. "But if you just wanna speed bump this ice cream death spiral, it'll be the black switch in-between the yellow and purple buttons on the front panel."
Edited 2015-03-03 22:50 (UTC)
youfool: (candy man)

[personal profile] youfool 2015-03-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh it would shut things down, all right. In the worst way. A feminine voice arrived on the intercom, speaking in a professional, albeit hurried tone.

"Self destruct sequence, activated. Please evacuate the premises immediately. This facility will be compromised in five minutes."

The Candy Man laughed. "Hahaha! That's it! That's the end to everything! Ohoho, it's just like candy! So sweet, but where does it go!? Abso-lutely NOWHERE! Ahahahaha!" He's not entirely lucid, at the moment.

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