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[sarcaskick]

ATTENTION: GENESSIANS

I am absolutely bored out of my mind. Please, someone, a n y o n e, help me before I go literally insane. I'll even go fishing at this point, I am actually THAT desperate. I know it may be hard to believe someone could be so unentertained after all of the past month's goings-on, but.

Well.

Here I am.

Bonus points if it's something physically active, point deduction if it's something more boring than actually doing nothing at all. I'll figure out what the points do later, just for god's sake help me. I will be your best friend ever or whatever, just uggggggggggggggggggggggh

~*Hugs and kisses!*~
Mercury
 

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[PRIVATE TO: ROMAN TORCHWICK]

Pumpkinhead, old buddy old pal, you and I need to have a chat. Believe it or not, it's a serious one.

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[whiteas]

Please don't ever sign your posts with hugs and kisses again.

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[sarcaskick]

what's wrong

don't like the new friendlier me?

:(

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[whiteas]

There's a significant difference between friendly and grossly disturbing.

I may have something you can do if you're really bored.

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[behindthefakesmile]

You must be bored to do a post like this. Can't people make there own fun like I can?

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[sarcaskick]

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S

You cracked the case!
I'm bored!
Mystery solved!

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[behindthefakesmile]

Congrats~! You can't make your own fun if you're bored. Must be fun to not be able to do that.

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[gullwingsgunner]

I guess saying going for a fun might help isn't the best idea, right?

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[sarcaskick]

if you meant going for a RUN, then no. Running's only fun if there's something interesting to run TO.

if you actually meant "going for a fun" then you have my attention because i'm not sure what that means but it sounds kinky

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[gullwingsgunner]

I guess I must of misspelt, but I did mean run. You could always rewards yourself afterwards.

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[kindprincess]

You could read a book.

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[sarcaskick]

immediate point deduction for listing what might be the most boring hobby of all time

partial credit restored if you meant comic books, though

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[kindprincess]

I meant anything. I guess comics would count.

Though it isn't a hobby I do often, myself.

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[switch_over]

Before I answer, how physically capable would you say you are?

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[sarcaskick]

as far as what? I'm not a weightlifter but I've got killer legs.

[ HAH! Murder humor. ]

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[switch_over]

I'm wondering if you can hold your own in a fight, I haven't exactly had a chance to get out since I arrived here.

[Mercury never skips a leg day.]

[melodiouspacifist]

Dancing! It's fun and active.

[Would he really suggest anything else?]

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[sarcaskick]

There's a thought. I haven't really checked out the club scene, here. Any suggestions?

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[melodiouspacifist]

Just got here, so I haven't checked it out. I'd be willing to though.

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[redsnowangel]

Wow, someone sure sounds like they haven't got laid in a while.

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[sarcaskick]

I'm saving myself for marriage <333333

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[redsnowangel]

Wow, that's dull. You'd really let politics get in the way of having a good time?

[As far as he's concerned, the only reason you get married is for political reasons. He was a noble back in his world, after all.]

Sure you're not just having trouble finding a cute girl - or, hey, a guy - to keep your bed warm at night with that creepy attitude?

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[tessenjounin]

I hope I'm not getting hugs and kisses as a prize.

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[sarcaskick]

Ahhh... I understand.

Reverse psychology.

You want me, don't you.

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[maybeitsmaybelline]

Ah yes, I can always tell you're serious when you call me Pumpkinhead.

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[sarcaskick]

Yeah yeah. I'll cut right to the chase - as you can see from that lovely wall of text up there, I'm bored. I'm bored, because a certain someone hasn't been giving me anything to do.

I'm getting a little tired of waiting for that certain someone's orders. Getting super tired of keeping up this nice guy routine when there's no plan left to justify it. Might be tempted to consider teaming up with someone who's been more active as of late.

If you don't follow my meaning, I can draw a chart.