Mid-Boss (
beautifulmidboss) wrote in
genessia2015-03-07 04:48 pm
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008: In The Shadows of the Labyrinth [Video, Backdated to March 4th]
[By now, Midboss at least had a good chance to work out exactly what was going on. He hadn't wanted to send out a message before then, because really, he did not want to look clueless in front of his people.
...Of course, that didn't mean he had any idea how to resolve the situation, as it stood.
When he opened the feed, the demon could be seen heading down one of the winding hallways of the maze, trying his best to hide his irritation behind a calm face.]
Greetings, everyone. For those who have not met me, I am The Dark Adonis Vyers, City Guardian of Attleton.
As I'm sure you have all been made aware, the city has been overrun by a Labyrinth. I hope everyone within the city is unhurt and has been able to find a place to shelter until the worst of this is over, but if anyone is lost or needs assistance, tell me and I will try to come and find you. In the meantime, I am endeavouring to find out the cause of this mess and try to resolve it as quickly as possible. I want to apologise to anyone who's been caught up in it.
From what I have observed, there are monsters in the maze. These creatures appear human, but once they are provoked or chose to attack, they reveal their true forms. To that point I believe that they could be connected to the dragons that attacked Fayren.
Until this is over, I ask everyone to avoid Attleton if you can, and to those of us who are still in the city, please be careful. I will update you all as soon as I find out anything else.
[At that point, Midboss thinks he turned off the feed. However, unknown to him, it continues recording as he holds it loosely in one hand by his side. Anyone still watching will get a rather fetching view of Midboss' jeans.
Finally, he finds the way back to his house, only to find his carefully handpainted "Beauty Mansion" signpost broken into pieces outside. The camera shows the sad remains as the calm, composed City Guardian promptly flails in the way only a true drama queen can manage. He still doesn't realise he's being recorded.]
W-what...my glorious signpost...A truly vicious strike against moi and the beauty it represents...! Unforgivable, this is an UNFORGIVABLE INSULT!! Who would do such a vile thing?!
...Of course, that didn't mean he had any idea how to resolve the situation, as it stood.
When he opened the feed, the demon could be seen heading down one of the winding hallways of the maze, trying his best to hide his irritation behind a calm face.]
Greetings, everyone. For those who have not met me, I am The Dark Adonis Vyers, City Guardian of Attleton.
As I'm sure you have all been made aware, the city has been overrun by a Labyrinth. I hope everyone within the city is unhurt and has been able to find a place to shelter until the worst of this is over, but if anyone is lost or needs assistance, tell me and I will try to come and find you. In the meantime, I am endeavouring to find out the cause of this mess and try to resolve it as quickly as possible. I want to apologise to anyone who's been caught up in it.
From what I have observed, there are monsters in the maze. These creatures appear human, but once they are provoked or chose to attack, they reveal their true forms. To that point I believe that they could be connected to the dragons that attacked Fayren.
Until this is over, I ask everyone to avoid Attleton if you can, and to those of us who are still in the city, please be careful. I will update you all as soon as I find out anything else.
[At that point, Midboss thinks he turned off the feed. However, unknown to him, it continues recording as he holds it loosely in one hand by his side. Anyone still watching will get a rather fetching view of Midboss' jeans.
Finally, he finds the way back to his house, only to find his carefully handpainted "Beauty Mansion" signpost broken into pieces outside. The camera shows the sad remains as the calm, composed City Guardian promptly flails in the way only a true drama queen can manage. He still doesn't realise he's being recorded.]
W-what...my glorious signpost...A truly vicious strike against moi and the beauty it represents...! Unforgivable, this is an UNFORGIVABLE INSULT!! Who would do such a vile thing?!

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[Laharl will just be chilling on the couch when he responds.]
I did it. It was a stupid sign.
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his loving sonLaharl's voice, the anger quickly returns.]Stupid...?! That sign represented my glorious self!! I wanted to give our house a name truly fitting of someone of my splendour and DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THAT BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART?! HOW COULD YOU DESTROY IT LIKE THAT?!
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First of all, beauty doesn't mean crap to demons. Power is all that matters. Even succubi know that and use their looks for misdirection. Secondly, it looked really freaking stupid.
[Tacky is the word he would've used if he didn't mind Mid-Boss knowing he has a taste of the arts himself. NOBODY CAN KNOW.]
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[Yup, he'll be turning the communicator off as he storms inside to yell at him in person.]
Besides, of course I know the value of power, being one who embodies it as fully as I do my beauty!
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You don't need a sign you moron. If you were really my rival, you'd know simple stuff like that! Signs are for overcompensating losers.
[Pointed stare goes here.]
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[He was attached to his signpost, okay?]
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Look up "overcompensate" and "loser" in the dictionary, and your picture will be there.
[No, seriously do it, Laharl taped your picture to those pages. Do it, Laharl needs the laugh.]
Look at me, for example. I kicked Baal's ass. I'm the strongest Overlord the Netherworld has ever known. Do I need a sign outside my castle saying "BIG BADASS CASTLE OF BADASSITUDE"? No. I lead by example.
[He does blow up stars to remind people how badass he is though.]
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[And thus, he falls for the bait utterly and goes to grab the dictionary, flicking through it.]
You may have defeated Baal, but to truly strike awe into any who would stand against you, you need to understand presentation! My great beauty assists me of course, but a sign to show my greatness! That acts as a true warning!
Now let me see here...
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W-WHAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!
[And watch the Midboss splutter as he sees his pictures taped in there.]
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[Pardon Laharl's laughing.]
I can't believe you actually fell for that!
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[he's just going to be moving those pictures to the pages marked 'power' and 'beauty' now thank you very much.]
I cannot believe this...Unforgivable!! THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE!
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But somehow, the words 'welcome home', or 'I'm glad to see you've come back okay' didn't quite find their way out. Instead...]
Well, now that you have returned... I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THIS INSULT AGAINST MOI! EN GUARD!!
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[Well, it's nice to be home, and to have the tension with Flonne resolved. However, he can't exactly say that either. Kind of like he inherited it from somewhere... Instead, he just pulls his sword from his pocket with a grin.]
If you really want to go, I'd be glad to rearrange your face, and give your "beauty manor" a nice makeover in the process.
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Guardian Vyers, I volunteer to help you locate any missing persons.
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Ah? Thank you... I do appreciate the assistance. I think there are a fair few people who have been displaced as a result of this unfortunate situation.
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Might I ask your name?
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[ secret identity is secret. ]
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Regardless, I appreciate the help.
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Do the Prism Rangers look anything like me?
[ helmet, spandex... you get the picture. suit design was ultimately different, but even the aquitian rangers looked like them while morphed. ]
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[The Prism Rangers certainly had very similar helmet/spandex type uniforms.]
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[ Yeah she was trying to say something nice, but the end of that video just... ]
You do realize you left the feed on, right?
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[Nope, he didn't expect to hear the device talking to him in the middle of his rage about his precious signpost, just giving Weiss a blank look for a moment.]
Oh, so it is on...how careless of me...I could have sworn I turned it off...
[Yuuuup, looking rather sheepish right now.]
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[ That's just about as polite as she can manage. ]
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[He huffed. Priorities, Midboss.]
Besides, the maze issue is well in hand.
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[Yes she is talking about the sign thing right now.]
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Ah, no, I will be fine...certain rivals who shall remain nameless merely need to be taught to respect my true beauty and--
[He trails off into grumbling for a little while, before he clears his throat.]
Regardless, are you hurt? Are there any landmarks near you, aside from the maze?
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I came across one of those creatures, but I'm fine. I dealt with it. As for landmarks.
[She is just going to turn her device around showing off her surroundings both high and low.]
Hope that helps.
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[He studied the area around her, then looked around himself.]
Alright, stay on the communicator and I will come find you, I think I know where you are.
[With that, he started off down the maze's passages.]
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Are you alright?
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I'm fine. i'm surprised I am really, but I can handle myself for a time.
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Well uhm... I... don't know what help I would be but... If there's anything I can do, let me know.
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Also, you really need to teach Laharl how to respect fine art! He destroyed the beautiful signpost I made!
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[She doesn't want to be a bother to him.]
Are you sure that was Laharl-san's work? I mean... I'm sure he might have, but I don't want to confront him about it if you're not totally sure it was him.
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[Papa Midboss worries, okay?]
He admitted it! He said I was being an overcompensating loser!
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I apologize for his actions.
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[Priorities, Midboss. Just because you are too vain for your own good.]
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I could help you make a new one if you'd like.