genessia | NEWSPAPER - SUNDAY EDITION

[ Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated. ]

[ And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window, at the person, and/or broke something in the area: Rapunzel, Roman Torchwick, Ludwig Herzog von Mohn nahe Liechtenstein, Gojyo Sha, Arietta the Wild, Red X, Tooru Mutsuki, Remilia Scarlet, Koschei of House Oakden, Yui Kusanagi. ]

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Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Send in a submission to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your contact number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!

Nova City in Trouble!
Nova City's still in trouble, but it appears a team of Genessians have taken the case! Our last reports see David Haller leading multiple teams into Nova City. We hope that power will be recovered soon. Hospital provisions are running low.

Rise of the Coconut Crab
Fayren's fish market is booming with the sudden flood of giant blue coconut crabs in the harbor. It's actually making it harder to get ahold of normal fish because the crabs are more intent on getting caught, it seems. It could be a cheap crab dinner if this keeps up! They are mostly friendly, despite being the size of garbage bins, but avoid their claws if possible.

Guardian Terms Are Coming Up- Election Watch 2015 Begins!
Our City Guardians have done a great job, wouldn't you agree? We certainly think so, but times change. We're looking forward to the new election cycle and seeing new candidates start cropping up. We'll be watching around the cities for news on who's interested and will announce to you as soon as we know ourselves!

The election will be held in June, but we haven't see any candidates come forward yet.

Job Listings
Need a job? Check out a few jobs open right here in Genessia and its neighboring cities!

Kame Game, Genessia: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-do some work! Kame Game is hiring an Assistant Manager and a Sales Assistant! Speak to Yugi Mutou to apply!

Planetarium, Nova City: Like the stars? The planets? Space in general? Sell merch for it! The Planetarium is hiring a gift shop clerk.

Pan's Grocery, Genessia: Positions open for Cashiers, Food Craft Specialists, and Baggers.

Rocks, Genessia: Jewelry store looking for jewelry resizer, sales clerks, and in need of non-celebrity models- dark brown/black hair only. Speak to Bridget Frostheart to apply.

Amagi Inn, Genessia: Needed! Maids and waitresses! Talk to Yukiko Amagi for more information!

Ivory Tower, Fayren: The white magic instructor Trynn recently was cursed with something that stilled her voice. While she is still capable to do some white magic, she cannot teach at full capacity and is thus hiring a white magic instructor to take her place while she assists. Must be a high-level white magic user.

[ OOC: ATTENTION! Please note that due to large volume of hiring positions, the ones advertised in the newspaper will rotate from now on unless the player specifically requests the position to be included in the newspaper. Thank you!

Additionally, if a name is not listed, you do not need to contact anyone's player to apply for the job, simply comment the employment page. Any place of business with a name is owned by a character and you will need to plot your character's addition to the business with that character's player or have it in a thread. ]

Bounties

Genessia:
Frigus Fultus: Someone has been going around turning the refrigerators and freezers down to the point that various businesses have had their food ruined from extremely quick frostbite. It's unknown how the culprit or culprits are breaking into restaurants and ruining their supplies, but something needs to be done quick! The Genessian Restaurant Association is offering level 2 payment to the first person to catch this icy jerk!

Thief: A man known as Tuxedo Mask still carries with him two valuable objects. He has no right to them, and he's quite good at keeping himself hidden unless a certain girl is in danger. If he's found here, bring him immediately to Binford Garden Apartments for apprehension and punishment. Payment unspecified.

Attleton
Party Rock: A mass group of ravers have been going around throwing "Flash Mob Parties" by breaking into various businesses after hours and throwing a rave. They don't even clean up after themselves. After complaints started coming in, the next party left behind a big sign that said "SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING LOL" and had various smiley faces on it. Catch the party scene and call the cops on it to bust the partiers for level 1 payment.

Everglade
Zombie Romp: Someone's been going around raising the dead in the graveyards against their will. It's causing quite a fuss. Seriously, they just wanted to rest in peace. Level 2 payment available to stop the necromancer in question.

Fayren
Crab Craze: There are a number of Giant Blue Coconut Crabs flooding the harbor. Find out where they're coming from and put up a barrier to block them from coming in to protect the rest of the sea life in the harbor. Level 2 payment available.

Nova City
No bounty was submitted this week due to Nova City's current emergency!

Your Weather Forecast

Genessia City
*Monday, April 27 - Cloudy. High 54 F / Low 38 F
*Tuesday, April 28 - Cloudy. High 52 F / Low 41 F
*Wednesday, April 29 - Partly Cloudy. High 62 F / Low 39 F
*Thursday, April 30 - Partly Cloudy. High 65 F / Low 42 F
*Friday, May 1 - Rain. High 61F / Low 88 F
*Saturday, May 2 - Rain. High 60 F / Low 62 F
*Sunday, May 3 - Sunshine. High 67 F / Low 50 F

Attleton
*Monday, April 27 - Partly Cloudy. High 57 F / Low 40 F
*Tuesday, April 28 - Showers. High 56 F / Low 42 F
*Wednesday, April 29 - Showers. High 57 F / Low 47 F
*Thursday, April 30 - Partly Cloudy. High 60 F / Low 40 F
*Friday, May 1 - Partly Cloudy. High 60 F / Low 50 F
*Saturday, May 2 - Rain. High 60 F / Low 51 F
*Sunday, May 3 - Thunderstorm. High 62 F / Low 38 F

Everglade
*Monday, April 27 - Sprinkles. High 43 F / Low 32 F
*Tuesday, April 28 - Rain. High 44 F / Low 33 F
*Wednesday, April 29 - Rain. High 39 F / Low 33 F
*Thursday, April 30 - Rain. High 38 F / Low 31 F
*Friday, May 1 - Rain. High 38 F / Low 32 F
*Saturday, May 2 - Rain. High 38 F / Low 33 F
*Sunday, May 3 - Foggy Ground. High 43 F / Low 32 F

Fayren
*Monday, April 27 - Heavy Rain. High 61 F / Low 50 F
*Tuesday, April 28 - Clear. High 67 F / Low 50 F
*Wednesday, April 29 - Partly Cloudy. High 72 F / Low 63 F
*Thursday, April 30 - Sunny. High 68 F / Low 59 F
*Friday, May 1 - Sunny. High 69 F / Low 58 F
*Saturday, May 2 - Clear. High 64 F / Low 52 F
*Sunday, May 3 - Cloudy. 65 F / Low 55 F

Nova City
*Monday, April 27 - Sunny. High 79 F / Low 64 F
*Tuesday, April 28 - Sunny. High 75 F / Low 70 F
*Wednesday, April 29 - Sunny. High 83 F / Low 73 F
*Thursday, April 30 - Sunny. High 81 F / Low 70 F
*Friday, May 1 - Sunny. High 85 F / Low 72 F
*Saturday, May 2 - Sunny. High 78 F / Low 60 F
*Sunday, May 3 - Sunny. 77 F / Low 70 F

[ OOC: Want to submit anything to the newspaper? Reply to this comment with the subject line as your title and include any information you want to be sure is in next Sunday's newspaper! This includes news, gossip, singles ads, business advertisements, job listings, bounties, and anything else you want in the newspaper.

FOR BOUNTIES: Reply to this comment with either a claim or a log (every 3 claims must include a log). Feel free to team up, or even fail to deliver the bounty. Please note that whoever goes after the bounty is in charge of writing the NPCs involved, but feel free to ask the mod for any tips if you like. First come first serve on claims unless you haven't turned in a log for every 3 bounties. To check your current bonuses or log submission status, view the bounty tracker spreadsheet. ]