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[ironicfate]

[Appearing on the video is a silver-haired girl who seems more than a little worried and confused. Honestly, her current situation was worse than the last horrible situation she'd found herself in. At least in her opinion.

She isn't even sure the device is working. This technology is beyond her. But she has to at least try, right? Right. She takes a deep breath before she attempts to speak. It's easy to tell she's trying not to freak out.]

Uh...umm...Kyrie seems to be lost...and she's having a little trouble... [She pans the feed over to show the pod she arrived in with...what appears to be a coffin lodged pretty tightly in there.]

It's stuck...

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[mintchip]

That's not something you see every day.

[ Emerald looks slightly amused. Either she's some kind of walking corpse or, more likely in Em's opinion- ] Fan of the occult?

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[ironicfate]

Is that a bad thing?

[Kyrie shrugs slightly. Isn't the occult like, dark magic and stuff?] It's Kyrie's bed.

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[mintchip]

No. Just curious. Who's Kyrie?

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[ironicfate]

[She just...tilts her head, looking at the woman curiously.]

Kyrie is Kyrie.

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[mintchip]

[ Emerald will figure out she's talking in third person soon enough. ]

Okay, but which person is Kyrie? What does she look like?

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[ironicfate]

Kyrie is speaking to you.

[She'd thought it obvious, but...maybe it really wasn't.]

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[mintchip]

[ Oh. If Emerald wasn't on video, she'd absolutely be rolling her eyes- but she's got a little more self-control than that. She'll wait until she's off the comm to laugh about it. ]

Oh! You're Kyrie! Sorry, I didn't realize. Why are you talking in third person?

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Um... How exactly did you get that in there in the first place?

[She is a little creeped out to say the least, but she will try and get over that.]

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[ironicfate]

Kyrie woke up in it.

[She has no clue, really. You'd think she would've woken up if someone jammed her coffin into such a tight space.]

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Well one usually wakes up in the pod... Not a coffin and a pod. So what happened to you for you to end up burried alive?

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[ironicfate]

[There's a pause, but Kyrie shakes her head.]

Kyrie...wasn't buried alive.

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[soldierofloveandbeauty]

You weren't? Then why were you in the coffin?

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[ironicfate]

It's Kyrie's bed.

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[infinitejustice]

[He's. Just. Staring. At the thing. His brain is trying to comprehend what he's seeing.]

Please tell me that isn't what I think it is.

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[ironicfate]

...w-what do you think it is?

[infinitejustice]

[He thinks it's an old-fashioned coffin, but heaven forbid he actually say so.]

Well, ah...how about you tell me what it is and we'll see?

[ironicfate]

[He wouldn't be wrong.]

It's...it's Kyrie's bed.

[infinitejustice]

...What.

[No. No no no. Not again. Not again.

He knows what that means. He's familiar with vampire tropes, even if only in passing.]

[ironicfate]

...

[There's an awkward pause on her end.]

Is something the matter?

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[ascendedbeing]

Ah... Do you need help dislodging it, miss?

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[ironicfate]

Y-yes...if it isn't too much trouble.

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[ascendedbeing]

Consider it done! I will be there shortly!

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[ironicfate]

Oh, thank you very much!

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[ascendedbeing]

[ Lo and behold, within a few minutes, there's Sertoria by the bay, smiling rather radiantly. ]

Ah, hello. I do hope I am not too late.

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[ironicfate]

[When Sertoria arrives, Kyrie is pacing nervously around the pod and peeking in to make sure her coffin isn't already damaged. In person, it's easy to tell by her robes that she's some sort of priestess.]

Hello...! [There's a brief, awkward pause.] No, you're not late...