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Newspaper - Saturday Edition
[Did you subscribe to The Genessia Tribune? Did you even remotely wish you had a newspaper or some other form of media to refer to for news, weather, and current events? Then you're in luck! There's a paperboy riding through the streets of Genessia flinging newspapers onto doorsteps or, if you're unlucky, through your window. Even remote locations in the other cities will still get a paper if one of the residents ever wanted one. The Paperboy is just that dedicated.]
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Raye Hino, Natsu Dragneel, Lust, Spock, Janos Quested, Gray Fullbuster, and Ruby Rose.]
Singles Ads
Bear-Slaying Geek
SWM age 17 seeks SF age 16-19, must be cute. Interested in video games and nothing else. Favorite foods include everything under the sun. Call me to hear my story about killing a helpless giant bear all by my lonesome!
Musician Royalty
SM seeks F for many enchanted evenings. Knows how to treat a girl like a princess, and when it's time for pizza and rock 'n roll. Especially fond of women who are 'pleasantly plump.
Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Fill out the form below and send it in to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
Dear Tabby
Due to the lack of submissions, there will be no responses from our resident advice columnist this week. You guys just think you know it all, don't you?
Nekkid O'Clock
Citizens of Fayren were treated to a startling sight when a boy in his late teens was seen walking into town, and leaving a trail of his clothing in his wake. Local reactions ranged from the prudishly horrified to surprisingly positive and amused.
- "I think it's disgusting! There are CHILDREN in this village." Said a baker's wife and mother of seven.
- "It's Naked Time! WOOO!!" said one extremely aged man, shortly before ripping off his nightshirt and darting out of the house. He was quickly followed by his father who was picking up the clothing after him.
- An attempt was made to get a comment from another citizen who saw the entire thing, as well as the result of the grandfatherly fellow streaking throughout the town that evening, but he was laughing too hard about the situation to speak.
OOC: Contributed by![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
celestial_wizard. Thank you!
Fantasies Take Over
No one knew quite how to react to the sudden change of the city, where many of the citizens were transformed into storybook roles. Princes and princesses were suddenly spilling into the streets, and no one knew how to cook, clean, or do laundry without the luxury of modern appliances. Dirty peasant Cherise Thompson was unavailable for comment. "I think Fayren is up to something," replied Thud, owner of Thud's gym. "This is definitely their realm of realmness. I demand to speak with the king and the city guardian!"
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia
*Sunday, January 19 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 39 F / Low 30 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 43 F / Low 20 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Partly cloudy. High 23 F / Low 9 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Sunny! High 23 F / Low 16 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Snow shower. High 27 F / Low 14 F
*Friday, January 24 - Few snow showers. High 27 F / Low 23 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Few snow showers. High 33 F / Low 24 F
Attleton
*Sunday, January 19 - Sunny! High 64 F / Low 29 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 20 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Partly cloudy. High 35 F / Low 23 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Partly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 10 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Sunny! High 30 F / Low 21 F
*Friday, January 24 - Partly cloudy. High 45 F / Low 26 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Rain/snow showers. High 37 F / Low 20 F
Everglade
*Sunday, January 19 - Partly cloudy. High 51 F / Low 37 F
*Monday, January 20 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 54 F / Low 37 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Mostly sunny. High 54 F / Low 38 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Mostly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 38 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Partly cloudy. High 54 F / Low 36 F
*Friday, January 24 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 36 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 37 F
Fayren
*Sunday, January 19 - Partly cloudy. High 46 F / Low 35 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 47 F / Low 35 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Mostly cloudy. High 47 F / Low 40 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Showers. High 46 F / Low 39 F
*Thursday, January 23 -Mostly cloudy. High 43 F / Low 38 F
*Friday, January 24 - Scattered showers. High 46 F / Low 43 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Light rain. High 45 F / Low 38 F
Nova City
*Sunday, January 19 - Mostly sunny/wind. High 45 F / Low 31 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 47 F / Low 34 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Partly cloudy. High 52 F / Low 35 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 47 F / Low 30 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Sunny! High 49 F / Low 33 F
*Friday, January 24 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 37 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Cloudy. High 58 F / Low 43 F
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Genessia Citizens
*Horoscopes
*Movie Reviews)
[And if you're one of the following people, and you happen to subscribe to the newspaper, the Paperboy may or may not have flung the newspaper through that person's window and/or broke something in the area: Raye Hino, Natsu Dragneel, Lust, Spock, Janos Quested, Gray Fullbuster, and Ruby Rose.]
Singles Ads
Bear-Slaying Geek
SWM age 17 seeks SF age 16-19, must be cute. Interested in video games and nothing else. Favorite foods include everything under the sun. Call me to hear my story about killing a helpless giant bear all by my lonesome!
Musician Royalty
SM seeks F for many enchanted evenings. Knows how to treat a girl like a princess, and when it's time for pizza and rock 'n roll. Especially fond of women who are 'pleasantly plump.
Super Dead!
SWM seeks pretty much everything under the sun. Enjoys being horrible, listening to horrible music, and eating horrible food and also ravioli. Disease-resistant. Will take anything he can get his hands on. Excels at exorcising the living.
Are you a lonely sadsack? Maybe placing an ad will change your luck! Fill out the form below and send it in to see your ad in next week's paper! Names will not be shown, so be sure to include your radio frequency number. Who knows? You might meet someone dreamy! Or a creepy stalker! Try your luck today!
Dear Tabby
Due to the lack of submissions, there will be no responses from our resident advice columnist this week. You guys just think you know it all, don't you?
Nekkid O'Clock
Citizens of Fayren were treated to a startling sight when a boy in his late teens was seen walking into town, and leaving a trail of his clothing in his wake. Local reactions ranged from the prudishly horrified to surprisingly positive and amused.
- "I think it's disgusting! There are CHILDREN in this village." Said a baker's wife and mother of seven.
- "It's Naked Time! WOOO!!" said one extremely aged man, shortly before ripping off his nightshirt and darting out of the house. He was quickly followed by his father who was picking up the clothing after him.
- An attempt was made to get a comment from another citizen who saw the entire thing, as well as the result of the grandfatherly fellow streaking throughout the town that evening, but he was laughing too hard about the situation to speak.
OOC: Contributed by
celestial_wizard. Thank you!Fantasies Take Over
No one knew quite how to react to the sudden change of the city, where many of the citizens were transformed into storybook roles. Princes and princesses were suddenly spilling into the streets, and no one knew how to cook, clean, or do laundry without the luxury of modern appliances. Dirty peasant Cherise Thompson was unavailable for comment. "I think Fayren is up to something," replied Thud, owner of Thud's gym. "This is definitely their realm of realmness. I demand to speak with the king and the city guardian!"
Your Weather Forecast
Genessia
*Sunday, January 19 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 39 F / Low 30 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 43 F / Low 20 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Partly cloudy. High 23 F / Low 9 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Sunny! High 23 F / Low 16 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Snow shower. High 27 F / Low 14 F
*Friday, January 24 - Few snow showers. High 27 F / Low 23 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Few snow showers. High 33 F / Low 24 F
Attleton
*Sunday, January 19 - Sunny! High 64 F / Low 29 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 20 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Partly cloudy. High 35 F / Low 23 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Partly cloudy. High 42 F / Low 10 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Sunny! High 30 F / Low 21 F
*Friday, January 24 - Partly cloudy. High 45 F / Low 26 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Rain/snow showers. High 37 F / Low 20 F
Everglade
*Sunday, January 19 - Partly cloudy. High 51 F / Low 37 F
*Monday, January 20 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 54 F / Low 37 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Mostly sunny. High 54 F / Low 38 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Mostly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 38 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Partly cloudy. High 54 F / Low 36 F
*Friday, January 24 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 36 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 37 F
Fayren
*Sunday, January 19 - Partly cloudy. High 46 F / Low 35 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 47 F / Low 35 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Mostly cloudy. High 47 F / Low 40 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - Showers. High 46 F / Low 39 F
*Thursday, January 23 -Mostly cloudy. High 43 F / Low 38 F
*Friday, January 24 - Scattered showers. High 46 F / Low 43 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Light rain. High 45 F / Low 38 F
Nova City
*Sunday, January 19 - Mostly sunny/wind. High 45 F / Low 31 F
*Monday, January 20 - Partly cloudy. High 47 F / Low 34 F
*Tuesday, January 21 - Partly cloudy. High 52 F / Low 35 F
*Wednesday, January 22 - AM clouds/PM sun. High 47 F / Low 30 F
*Thursday, January 23 - Sunny! High 49 F / Low 33 F
*Friday, January 24 - Partly cloudy. High 53 F / Low 37 F
*Saturday, January 25 - Cloudy. High 58 F / Low 43 F
(OOC: Would you like to submit a story, or be featured in this paper? Let me know! Here's a list of columns I'd like to see:
*Spotlight on Genessia Citizens
*Horoscopes
*Movie Reviews)