01. Video.

[painful_finish]

[The video flickers on and it's being held awkwardly close to the user. Viewers will see a very close up view of his eyes, and a bit of his nose, but nothing else.]

I'm not sure what fresh Hell I've landed in, but I was instructed to use this to communicate. To compound matters, I'm not sure with whom I'm supposed to be communicating with, but if anyone is receiving this, a reply would be greatly appreciated.

Comments

[gammavirginis]

Oh, how old are you?

[ It was hard to tell ages for humans. Whoops. ]

[painful_finish]

Eighteen.

[And the way he says it, he's proud of that]

[gammavirginis]

[ Porrim did some quick mental calculations to convert years to sweeps, which wasn't really all that helpful since arbitrary rules regarding drinking and procreation weren't really a thing in troll society, so... ]

So at what age can you start processing liquids? Do you rely entirely on solid foods until then?

[painful_finish]

[It takes Hubert a moment to realize that she interpreted 'too young to drink' literally and sighs]

I meant I'm too young to consume alcohol. Other beverages are fine.

[gammavirginis]

[ OH he did mention coffee or tea, didn't he? WHOOPS EMBARRASSING ]

Ah- er, right.

Human soporifics aren't really my thing anyway, so tea sounds lovely.

[painful_finish]

[He gives a nod]

Tea, then. Will I be able to use this to contact you?

[He holds up the communicator]

[gammavirginis]

Yep! the same way we were just talking earlier.

[painful_finish]

Excellent. Thank you again for your assistance.

[gammavirginis]

[ Porrim bows slightly and takes her leave. ]