PM's and Meetings: The more deputies, the merrier (Lucy & Natsu, Klaus, Porrim)

[youfool]

Good afternoon, Mr. Reinherz (he had to look up the pronunciation of that one; effort). I'm sorry we haven't talked any since your introduction. Good to see you're still with us. I'd like a meeting at your earliest convenience. It concerns my office; it's about to become entirely too feminine. I'd like you to balance this sexual inequality, if the proposition for deputy interests you.


As you can tell, my jokes have a bad habit of going the wrong way. You remember what I said, back in the haunted house? I wasn't kidding about deputizing you. That's at least three bounties you've helped Everglade with, and at this point it seems merely a formality. I'll make it if you'll take it.


My heartfelt thanks for keeping my city safe in its darkest hour. It's on that note that I'd like to speak with you concerning your clash with Dracula, its most prominent menace. Bluntly put, do you or your lover have or know of anything that might allow us to catch him red-handed? Put him at the scene of the crime? I'll need evidence to make a case.