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PM's and Meetings: The more deputies, the merrier (Lucy & Natsu, Klaus, Porrim)
Good afternoon, Mr. Reinherz (he had to look up the pronunciation of that one; effort). I'm sorry we haven't talked any since your introduction. Good to see you're still with us. I'd like a meeting at your earliest convenience. It concerns my office; it's about to become entirely too feminine. I'd like you to balance this sexual inequality, if the proposition for deputy interests you.
As you can tell, my jokes have a bad habit of going the wrong way. You remember what I said, back in the haunted house? I wasn't kidding about deputizing you. That's at least three bounties you've helped Everglade with, and at this point it seems merely a formality. I'll make it if you'll take it.
My heartfelt thanks for keeping my city safe in its darkest hour. It's on that note that I'd like to speak with you concerning your clash with Dracula, its most prominent menace. Bluntly put, do you or your lover have or know of anything that might allow us to catch him red-handed? Put him at the scene of the crime? I'll need evidence to make a case.
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It was overdue anyway, I spend far more time here than in Genessia.
The first course of action will probably be to make sure you don't get booted out of office for banning necromancy.
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I mean my colleague. My treasured, valued colleague."
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Laughs "Goodness, barely hired and already taking up two crosses. Can I pick them or what? Will you make us all packed lunches too? I've yet to have the pleasure of troll cuisine.
Well, try not to make them too tame. Being the only newsworthy Guardian is a tradition I'd love to uphold."
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Don't tempt her Ted she will totally pack your lunch.
...that sounded dirtier than intended, but no regrets.
"First and foremost you have to stay a guardian."
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"Ha, we're in perfect agreement there. I look forward to seeing your aesthetic taste color a campaign. You know, give it a lady's touch."
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"You can take a girl out of the boutique..."
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More laughter. "Come on, tell me what you really think. Well, if you're out clothes shopping, could you see if you find anything blindingly white? I've always wanted something that reckoned bleach superfluous. It would contrast so nicely with the darkness of the city. Which won't be dark for long, if I have anything to say about it."
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"A suit! You'll make me a peacock yet. Regrettably, we must place function over flavor. I'd hate to be jumped in a three-piece."
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sorry Lucy. Sorry, I know how badly you wanted to see me be both debonair and dangerous, but I have faith you'll marry them somehow."no subject
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"Let's see. My wardrobe, my speeches, my job security, my packed lunches (just gonna throw that one in there)...if you could convert every man, woman and child in the city, that ought to smooth things over. But if you feel you've taken on enough, I"ll understand completely."
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Excuse me?
[ Who the fuck is spreading rumors about her and Natsu? Normally she'd be flustered, but this just infuriates her. She'll answer his question in a minute. Probably. ]
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Erm, you're excused?
[Not sure what part she's objecting to here. Then again, that was just an assumption based on how often they're seen together. Also, don't even act like there's not smut in them thar icons]
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Natsu is my teammate. NOT my lover. I want to know who's spreading rumors about us now.
[ Erm. Icons have exactly ZILCH to do with the sitch here. ]
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Ah, well, my mistake. That was merely an impression of my own. It's not often you see two youngsters so...platonic.
[It was Levy.]
But back to the matter at hand: is there any dirt you can give me?
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[ And they've never been around him in person. So no, she's really not buying this 'impression' of his. ]
Eyewitness accounts isn't 'Dirt' enough? I said quite clearly he was responsible on the same day we found him hunting Everglade's spirit.
[ Not that a lot people seemed to pay that anymind, but considering she was also calling for volunteers, that she supposed, was put to the back burner. ]
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[Oh crap! Almost walked right into that one. Time to dodge that little whoopsie before it all came undone.]
While that is very fine, he's a slippery one. Doubtless he could produce 'witnesses' of his own for a lying alibi. If that really is all we have, I suppose I can charge ahead, but I fear it would devolve into a he-said-she-said; I'd essentially be pitting everyone's trust for you and Natsu against Dracula. Which is, essentially, where we are now. Is there really nothing else?
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You're really going to sit there and not answer my question?
That icon...
He sighed. "I don't know; Haven't I seen you two playing hide-and-seek over the network? Something like that. And, naturally, Fairy Tail doesn't keep a low profile. I've heard quite a bit about its members. But don't worry, it's just a fancy of my own which you've been more than helpful clearing up." [Not that he's convinced they're any more subtle than Plecia nearctica, but manners, manners. You ladies are no fun, ya know that?]
Then he got noticeably perkier. "So! Have you got any more goods, or do the 'eyes' have it?"
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A fancy of your own about people you know nothing about. [ She repeats flatly. ]
I have nothing more to say to you. [ And that said, she ends the feed. Good job pissing her off, by the way. ]
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Pfft, good luck with that. :D)no subject