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[xuwu]

[ There's a calm smile on Bei Dou's face, although a the observant person might detect a sinister glint in his eye, and there is a slight tone of sarcasm in his voice. ]

I thought that I was done with this place, but it seems I was mistaken. How perfectly wonderful, exactly what I wished for.

Now, who would like to offer themselves up as feed to my snakes?

[ That means "I'm a bit pissed off so let me kill you a little" but perhaps that could be guessed. Of course, he doesn't expect anyone to offer themselves up wilingly by that's not a problem. ]

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[wheresmykey]

I think your snakes would choke on me. But are you the type that will let someone use them for something?

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[xuwu]

I doubt that they would. That depends, what were you considering?

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[wheresmykey]

I'm looking for something and I know snakes are actually pretty good at finding what I am looking for.

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[xuwu]

Really now? And what is this something that you are in search for?

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[wheresmykey]

It's a key of sorts, but probably not the type of key you are thinking of.

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[xuwu]

Oh?

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[wheresmykey]

I'm not going into details about it if that was what you were expecting.

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[xuwu]

No? I can't even consider helping you without knowing at least a few things.

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[wheresmykey]

I told you what it is, what more is there to even explain? Seriously, nothing. If you want to know my life, then get in line buddy.

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[xuwu]

The only thing I need to do if I wished to know is to get into your head.

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[wheresmykey]

You can't. There now you know.

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[xuwu]

At the moment, as I am a little too far away from you.

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[wheresmykey]

Even if you were close you wouldn't want to be in my head. Might make you explode. Which I kind of want if you really want to try.

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[xuwu]

Perhaps normal people would, but it's not that easy to cause me harm.

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[wheresmykey]

Have you ever been in a Hell's God head before? If not don't say that because seriously, even most underlings wouldn't be able to handle it without major backfire.

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[xuwu]

I believe that I will stick to my previous statement.

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[wheresmykey]

And I'll stick to mine. Because I would love to see someones head explode.

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[xuwu]

Have you never seen it happen before?

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[wheresmykey]

Sadly no. Mostly because no one dares tries or they aren't around me when they do.

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[xuwu]

How sad, it's quite the sight.

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[wheresmykey]

What someones head exploding?

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[xuwu]

Yes.

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[wheresmykey]

I assume you were someone who has seen such a thing?

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[xuwu]

Yes.

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[wheresmykey]

Give me the juicy details, okay?