Yeah you seem like a real paragon of good taste.

Experience, there it is again. Spoken like a true dumbass. Hey, break your fingers and get into a car crash. That'll be a real 'experience' for you. I'm sure it'll be worth it for the life lessons, or something.

I'm gonna type this slowly so you understand. Some experiences can't be undone. Ever. They're like scars, only instead of making you look cool they'll just wreck you for life.

I can just imagine you chatting up some homeless guy with a drug addiction and no legs and going "wow, that must've been a really good experience". Stay positive!