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[callmeimouto]

[okay. okay, she was trying really, really hard to stay calm. she had been taking her time exploring the place that she had been dropped into.. and while it didn't seem scary, it just seemed weird. an entirely new environment? new people around her? and she was just expected to accept this?!

unbelievable.

she figured that she should ask for help over that network or whatever, but..... this really was all so scary. she didn't even know anyone here, what if they were dangerous? or weird? she just wanted to go back home, she hated this. however.... messaging people would probably be best, since then they were far away from her, she was safe, and they wouldn't be able to really cause her any harm. she just needed to figure things out.

network it is.]

So. Like. If you could sum up this place in just a couple sentences, how would that go?

Please- really need this kind of explanation.

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[pathosis]

D&D game but the dungeon master had some pot brownies right before and keeps improving some nonsense.

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[callmeimouto]

What? So it's like this is some kind of game?!

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[pathosis]

That or an anime but I haven't witnessed anyone doing an elaborate Sailor Moon thing or any fighting robots. Yet.

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[callmeimouto]

[anime huh... while she wants to dive right into anime territory, she can't just yet.]

None of that is even possible in real life anyways!

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[pathosis]

Not with that attitude.

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[callmeimouto]

What?! Of course it's not real, attitude has nothing to do with it!

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[pathosis]

Sure it does. Lack of optimism leads to constant questioning and then how do you know you're even real yourself?

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[callmeimouto]

Look- I don't want to hear stuff like that, I know I'm real. But you can't just expect me to accept everything so easily!

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[pathosis]

I totally get you. It's hard to accept the clearly unrealistic world you're currently thrown into as being something other than fever dream. But I want to believe, Scully.

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[callmeimouto]

A fever dream about sums it up...

Next you'll be telling me people here really do have weird powers like in comics, or something. As if./span>

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[pathosis]

Awkward.
Totally what the next thing was. I'm pretty sure a vampire took over an entire city last week. But you have no reason to think I'm not BS-ing you atm so whenever you get that "HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL" moment we can get back to the crazy talk.

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[callmeimouto]

.....THIS PLACE IS OFFICIALLY INSANE!

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[pathosis]

Yep. Sorry. :/
Wish I had more normal things to share.

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[callmeimouto]

Ugh. Just. Tell me about the weirdo magic things then I don't care anymore.

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[pathosis]

It's allllll real.

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[callmeimouto]

More examples pls.

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[pathosis]

So I met kids from a school that trains them to fight evil monsters, a demon hunter, a demon, and a witch who can make giant letters in the air. Also they possibly cook food with magic because every chief is inexplicably attractive and the food is to die for.

I could keep going. Someone told me about an outbreak of dragons.

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[callmeimouto]

oh my god that is all ridiculous.

okay how about any NORMAL people? Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

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[pathosis]

I'm 100% human with no super powers. I'm sure there's more around.
But I think we're significantly outnumbered.

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[callmeimouto]

that's kind of annoying.... i wish we were a bit more even here.

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[pathosis]

Not much we can do about it.

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[callmeimouto]

i realize that but i can still be annoyed over it!!

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[pathosis]

Complain away, sister. Nobody's happy.